You know... if a bolt of lightning struck a gay bar or a Planned Parenthood clinic or a Richard Dawkins and the bar/clinic/evolutionary biologist burned to the ground, "believers" would never shut up about divine judgement and God will not be mocked and there are no accidents and sinners need to turn or burn. But when lightning strikes an enormous, vulgar and, as it turned out, highly flammable statue of Jesus Christ in Ohio, well, that's just a little weather.
Anyway, they're rebuilding Ohio's "Touchdown Jesus"—now with flame leotardent—and you're invited to watch their defiance on webcam. (Via Christian Nightmares.)