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I suppose that it shall remain a mystery.
What I like about Touchdown Jesus is how it's only the top half of his body. I prefer to think that rather than only being half a statue, it's actually a complete statue of a version of the story in which Jesus was stabbed right through the spine as he died on the cross, rotted for a while until his legs fell off, and then emerged from the cave as half a Jesus, a holy crawler zombie pulling himself along by his broken, bleeding fingers and snapping at your sinning ankles.
I guess consistency is not big with these people.