Levi Johnston, who toyed with running as part of a reality show, isn't an official candidate for the Oct. 4 election. His attorney, Rex Butler, says Johnston is too busy to run.
How can he be too busy to do this very easy thing? Running for mayor is as challenging as being the governor of this cold but comfortable place. Everyone knows Alaska is actually a socialist state; everyone knows that the only promise you need to make while running for office is exactly what you will do while holding office: sign them checks.