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1
Pretty sure it means asshole on the left doesn't know how to parallel park.
2
Huh, all I could think of was "glory hole."
3
You're blocking the exit to the alley with your car.
4
You should go projectile vomit out a window? Or onto a door?
5
I think it's to illustrate the benefits of inward-opening doors in narrow alleys.
6
It means you need to clean your damn keyboard. What the hell is that on your keys? Jizz?
7
Something something something you little prick.
8
Duh, it's a penguin opening its front door to find a Jehovah's Witness outside...
9
Traffic Report
10
On the left is a penis. On the right is a close-up image of part of the shaft. The penis is wearing a band-aid only visible through magnification.
11
@9, yes! "Give us the traffic report, you little prick"
12
Diagram of a murder scene used as evidence in the trial of Mrs. White.
13
Someone is saying "elevator."

Or the elevator is trying to stab you.
14
Thank you, @6. My OCD comment exactly!
15
WOODS - South

You have entered dark WOODS. A large TREE is here. You can see a DOOR in the tree.

What would you like to do? _
16
A decapitated eggplant and penis re-enacting that one scene from Hero where Flying Snow stabs Broken sword through the wall for banging Moon. It's obvious...and touching.
17
It's a peephole in an apartment door. There's a giant eraser on the other side. Don't let him in.
18
@15 - Open tree.

@17 - Most eraser attacks in the home are perpetrated by an eraser the victim knew beforehand.
19
@18: You cannot open TREE.

What would you like to do? _
20
@19

inventory
21
@20: You are carrying:

A STONE
A bronze oil LAMP
Two DOLLARs
NO TEA

What would you like to do? _
22
A poorly drawn warning of where a cyclist can get doored.
23
@ 21

poor oil on tree
use stone and dollars to strike fire
????
profit
24
Maybe it's saying you aren't funny... ie
[person] is less than LOL
Ok, longshot.
25
@23: I do not understand the word "POOR".

As you stand deciding what to do, you are eaten by a grue.

You are dead.
You scored 0 out of a possible 95 points.
26
Take a picture of the posting on the pole.
27
I kicked the map into the creek yesterday. I'm sorry. But hey, maybe we can navigate by these piles of rocks.
28
You will be pecked to death. By something.
29
Ziggity wins this thread.
30
You know those grimy keyboards clean up pretty well with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. They also do kinda OK in a dishwasher, but not as well as the older all-plastic white keyboards do, probably because these keys seem to be made out of a porous material.
31
You get a hard on by opening your door into the bike lane?
32
You saw a poster on a pole that made you projectile vomit on it?
33
Exacto knife cuts penis. Glad this isn't a Thematic Aperception Test
34
It's saying: "Suck this pointy package of steel, midget boy!"
35
I'z hiding beehind yr tree
Stalking yr Fisher-Pryce pplz
36
Pedestrian is LESS THAN car. It's third grade math.

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