A decapitated eggplant and penis re-enacting that one scene from Hero where Flying Snow stabs Broken sword through the wall for banging Moon. It's obvious...and touching.
You know those grimy keyboards clean up pretty well with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. They also do kinda OK in a dishwasher, but not as well as the older all-plastic white keyboards do, probably because these keys seem to be made out of a porous material.
Or the elevator is trying to stab you.
You have entered dark WOODS. A large TREE is here. You can see a DOOR in the tree.
What would you like to do? _
@17 - Most eraser attacks in the home are perpetrated by an eraser the victim knew beforehand.
What would you like to do? _
inventory
A STONE
A bronze oil LAMP
Two DOLLARs
NO TEA
What would you like to do? _
poor oil on tree
use stone and dollars to strike fire
????
profit
[person] is less than LOL
Ok, longshot.
As you stand deciding what to do, you are eaten by a grue.
You are dead.
You scored 0 out of a possible 95 points.
Stalking yr Fisher-Pryce pplz