Texans are feeling God's wrath:

Republican presidential contender Rick Perry canceled plans to appear at a candidate forum in South Carolina on Monday, the Texas governor returning home to oversee the fast-moving wildfires that have ravaged the state.

Perry had to return to Texas? Talk about a disaster. And, there are wildfires.

Texas and much of the South are in the midst of the worst drought in over half a century. In fact, it's so bad, they're praying for a hurricane. But as ironic as it would be to blame this on climate change, considering that Texas's wealth is built on oil extraction, there's absolutely no credible evidence to suggest that any of this is manmade. No, surely this is an act of God. Which raises the question: What have Texans done to piss off the Lord?