"Every once in a while I wander over to one of the various ultra-conservative 'family values' websites to see what they're up to," writes Slog tipper Ryan. "Today I came across this wonderful article at Concerned Women for America about how .xxx domains are about to go on sale, and how they will have to buy cwfa.xxx to prevent some pornographer from buying it up instead, wah wah wah. The article isn't particularly interesting except this one part: 'And honestly, today’s pornography is so extremely violent and debased that it makes most people recoil in horror. It degrades women and children in ways past generations never imagined.'

"I just found this part delightful," Ryan adds. "Here's the CEO of CWA getting all nostalgic for the good old days of smut, when the sex was missionary, and everyone was white, etc."