Three reasons to celebrate! 1) Master chuckle manufacturer Patton Oswalt has a new comedy release entitled, Finest Hour debuting next Tuesday. 2) Here's a sneaky-peeky selection from that release that "offers homophobes a more logical argument than the one they're currently using against gay marriage." And 3) Is losing your ass a reason to celebrate? Because you may laugh your ass off.

Patton Oswalt - The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage by frucci

via Splitsider.