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Desk Friend Theater

Mary P. Traverse
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He is a leaf on the wind.
Joe Szilagyi on October 4, 2011 at 10:58 AM Report this
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Well, Lando's allosaurus will kill and eat the triceratops, obviously. What Lando doesn't know is that Vader poisoned the triceratops' lunch, and its flesh is now toxic. Allosaurus doesn't have long to live, I'm afraid :(
carriemcc on October 4, 2011 at 11:05 AM Report this
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Also, the poison is transdermal, so when Lando inevitably fucks his allosaurus in victory, he will be poisoned too. It's very sad.

What is that third dinosaur doing in a cage?
carriemcc on October 4, 2011 at 11:08 AM Report this
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The audience will win.
seandr on October 4, 2011 at 11:13 AM Report this
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Well, I mean, c'mon. Sith Lord vs frigging Lando? We've already seen this play out.
disintegrator on October 4, 2011 at 11:13 AM Report this
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Vader's got the force. I love Lando and all, but if an allosaurus is his entire plan, he's doomed.

Wait, shit, what am I saying? Of COURSE that's not his entire plan; he's got something up his sleeve! I wanna change my vote!
Ben on October 4, 2011 at 11:13 AM Report this
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@2: What?! Poisoned lunch was never part of the deal!
digitalwitch on October 4, 2011 at 11:24 AM Report this
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Uh, you remember that scene where Vader deflected laser blasts with his hand? Laser blasts with his fricking hand?!
seatackled on October 4, 2011 at 11:25 AM Report this
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Lando wins when he whips out a Colt .45 and knocks Vader out!
Sir Vic on October 4, 2011 at 11:25 AM Report this
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@7 It was never NOT part of the deal. You have to read between the lines!
carriemcc on October 4, 2011 at 11:30 AM Report this
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Lando learned his lesson and injected his Allosaurus with a retro-virus containing Ysalamiri DNA. Lando is riding a towering Force-void bubble of death.
OuterCow on October 4, 2011 at 11:39 AM Report this
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What? Since when could you reproduce the Ysalamiri effect in dinosaurs? You can't just remove the force. How absurd. I'm taking my dinosaurs and going home.

prompt on October 4, 2011 at 12:14 PM Report this
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According to the illustrated dinosaur books I had as a child, the triceratops is pretty much designed for T-rex (and by logical extension, Allosaurus) gutting.
Dougsf on October 4, 2011 at 12:19 PM Report this
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I voted for Yoda on a Raptor.
Will in Seattle on October 4, 2011 at 12:23 PM Report this
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Nobody is showing their work :(
icouldliveinhope on October 4, 2011 at 12:30 PM Report this
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If Wash is controlling the action, everyone loses.
lukeiscool on October 4, 2011 at 12:53 PM Report this
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I have no idea what the fuck you people are babbling about. You must all be old or something.
rob! on October 4, 2011 at 1:38 PM Report this
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Who?
Vince on October 4, 2011 at 3:04 PM Report this
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Lando has Colt 45 on his side. It works every time.
merritt on October 4, 2011 at 3:49 PM Report this
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Mine is an evil laugh.
Geni on October 4, 2011 at 4:46 PM Report this

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