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1

The first line of the story seems to indicate that they know what they are doing.

aurora f on October 12, 2011 at 4:33 PM

2

:-O

Zebes on October 12, 2011 at 4:34 PM

3

My none secret is out.

Vince on October 12, 2011 at 4:34 PM

4

You do realize that it's pronounced "YOUR-uh-nuss," right?

Fifty-Two-Eighty on October 12, 2011 at 4:35 PM

5

@4 - are you a scientist? How could you type "YOUR-uh-nuss" without laughing?!

Kelly O on October 12, 2011 at 4:37 PM

6

See, Kelly, I told you you looked good in those pink toe shoes.

Fnarf on October 12, 2011 at 4:44 PM

7

Well, I'm a scientist, and I had a good chuckle at the headline. Any (small) doubt I might have had about whether they were aware of the headline was eliminated with the first line.

Lynx on October 12, 2011 at 4:45 PM

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I am not a scientist, and I laughed quite heartily. I'm just disappointed that they didn't reach out to Rick Santorum for a comment.

Looking For a Better Read on October 12, 2011 at 4:55 PM

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

this guy I know in Spokane on October 12, 2011 at 5:19 PM

10

My son's Hardy Boys book - written in the 1940s! - has a chapter entitled "A Big Boner". Yep, I giggled like crazy when I read it aloud to him.

Donna on October 12, 2011 at 5:22 PM

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@4 - Scientists can come up with whatever conventions they like. It's also pronounced yer-ANE-us, especially when it's funny.

MacCrocodile on October 12, 2011 at 5:55 PM

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downtownkitty on October 12, 2011 at 6:00 PM

13

I thought the safe pronunciation was "urine-us".

aureolaborealis on October 12, 2011 at 6:08 PM

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"I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."

SCalmlyW on October 13, 2011 at 5:55 AM

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