I was lucky enough to have a flying squirrel as a kid--baby one fell down the chimney and the parents kept it. The nocturnal-ness wasn't so fun, but in general a pocket-sized squirrel is an excellent pet.
Invariably, whenever there is a post about a cute little animal (a squirrel, a bunny, whatever), someone has to make a comment about, "..looks like dinner to me." And although the first or second time was mildly amusing, the frequency and the certainty with which it happens here on Slog makes me wonder if those commenters don't have their own little "labs" in their basements.
Ostentatious: marked by or fond of conspicuous or vainglorious and sometimes pretentious display.
I think sassy squirrel qualifies.
I too am beguiled by the thoughts of squirrel husbandry. I had a pet baby squirrel for a day, before I dropped him at the emergency vet centre for wild animals. He was not soft, in case anyone is wondering.
I love squirrels, but the closest I've come to having one for a pet are my prairie dogs. I guess they're ground squirrels. Much fatter and with stumpy little tails, but the vocalizations are SO adorable.
I'll save that recipe, though, for the next time they dig a hole in the wall or shred my sandals or steal my satin slips.
This post is going to break my husband's heart. Real people, with a squirrel pet, right here in Seattle?! All that dude wants is a squirrel to hang out with.
Are you sure this is even ethical/safe long term? I mean it's not a fucking cat or a dog...it's a squirrel, you know a wild animal, small and cute yes, but a wild animal.
When I lived in Greenlake, my roomies and I trained a wild squirrel to come to the door to ask for a peanut. After about a year we had it trained to take them from our hands. Then summer came around, and our friend, "Rat", as we had named him, got brave enough to come into the house. Before we moved you could yell "come on Rat!" out the door and he came running.
I always wondered what the people who moved in after us thought about Rat coming in the house and darting around. I hope they freaked...
Don't let the City of Seattle know you have Scooter -- the mere mention of him will make the Animal Control Unit charge you a flat $60 annual license for keeping him. Even if feeding him doesn't cost as much as $60/year.
P.S. Is baby Scooter is snuggling into a pair of your tighty whities?
Thank you for being such an excellent human, unpaid intern Paul Holmes.
http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.htm…
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Hot & Spicy Squirrel Stew
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Mesquite Squirrel
Redneck Squirrel Fry
Simple Roast Squirrel
Single Serve Squirrel
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Smother - Fried Squirrel
Some Weirdo's Fried Squirrel
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Southern Style Squirrel
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Squirrel Stew
Squirrel Stew Too
Thanks to Todd Smith for sending in this recipe.
~ 4 squirrels, quartered
~ 3 tbsp salt
~ 2 tsp pepper
~ 1 tsp garlic powder
~ 1 tsp onion powder
~ your favorite dry rub
~ 15 charcoal briquets
~ 3 handfuls hickory chips
~ your favorite bbq sauce
In a large pot, boil the squirrel in water seasoned with the salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder for 1 hour or until tender.
In the meantime, soak the hickory chips in water. Light the charcoal and let them get white hot. Place them to one side of your grill.
Remove the squirrel from the water and pat dry. Coat with your favorite dry rub.
Add one handful of wood chips to the hot coals.
Place squirrel on grill across from the hot coals. Cover and smoke for 1 hour. Add a handful of wood chips every half hour.
Add last of the wood chips and baste squirrel with bbq sauce. Smoke for another half hour basting another 3 - 4 times.
Serve with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and buttermilk bisquits.
Enjoy!
I've never before considered the bathroom habits of squirrels.
Ostentatious: marked by or fond of conspicuous or vainglorious and sometimes pretentious display.
I think sassy squirrel qualifies.
I too am beguiled by the thoughts of squirrel husbandry. I had a pet baby squirrel for a day, before I dropped him at the emergency vet centre for wild animals. He was not soft, in case anyone is wondering.
You might wake up and find only the Chia Troll remaining, and no squirrel ...
I'll save that recipe, though, for the next time they dig a hole in the wall or shred my sandals or steal my satin slips.
I always wondered what the people who moved in after us thought about Rat coming in the house and darting around. I hope they freaked...
@ 28 - LOL
But I think I need to hear an answer to the 'potty training a squirrel' question someone else asked. details, man, details.