Screw You, Bradley Cooper

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Lookism ugly.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn on November 17, 2011 at 2:26 PM

Tell me again how people think Brad Pitt is sexy?

Cato the Younger Younger on November 17, 2011 at 2:30 PM

I agree! Pratt makes me swoon. He's not pretty and that's the point. He has charisma and a manliness, oooh, he's hot!

Vince on November 17, 2011 at 2:40 PM

Stop wearing sunglasses indoors you celebrities.

Simone on November 17, 2011 at 2:48 PM

Pratt > Pitt

very bad homo on November 17, 2011 at 2:51 PM

Pratt > Pitt > Tebow

laterite on November 17, 2011 at 2:54 PM

He's from Lake Stevens

svensken on November 17, 2011 at 3:19 PM

Chris Pratt is adorable and local but the only acceptable answers for sexiest man alive are Neil Patrick Harris, Zachary Quinto, or John Cho. Or, maybe, Joseph Gordon Levitt.

faithvsfear on November 17, 2011 at 3:19 PM

hell.. i'd give rainn wilson some over bradley cooper..

reverend dr dj riz on November 17, 2011 at 3:45 PM

I think that the guy who plays Ben, Adam Scott, on Parks and Rec is really hot.

CommonKnowledge on November 17, 2011 at 3:45 PM

@8 Ooooh, yes, Zachary Quinto!

care bear on November 17, 2011 at 3:56 PM

I'm not gay, but I'd go gay for Brad Pitt.

pointy on November 17, 2011 at 3:59 PM

@ 10 -- Yes, Adam Scott.

Pratt is cute.

Yeah, Brad Pitt's almost 50 and his looks are fading now, but it's pretty hard to deny how good he looked in his prime. I'm thinking Fight Club.

Amanda on November 17, 2011 at 4:20 PM

I will be there on Saturday, and I'm hoping that Chris Pratt recreates that memorable scene from Parks & Rec where he crawled out of a tent in purple underwear.

Explorer on November 17, 2011 at 4:27 PM

@2: You're kidding, right? Don't make me come over there and defend Brad Pitt's honor.

@13: He was even hotter in Kalifornia and Thelma and Louise.

seandr on November 17, 2011 at 4:50 PM

@15, Brad was too much of a baby face in Thelma and Louise, but his abs were terrific. Brad in Legends of the Fall with that hot piece of ass Julia Ormond, yes please.

catballou on November 17, 2011 at 5:48 PM

Won't someone think of the Gosling?

Jessica on November 17, 2011 at 7:49 PM

Everyone in this video was hot and charming.

Christy O on November 17, 2011 at 8:00 PM

@17: And there's Floyd from True Romance, if you're into stoner surfer type dudes...

seandr on November 17, 2011 at 8:03 PM

Love me some Pratt!

brokn2pieces on November 17, 2011 at 10:40 PM

Since when is Ana Faris beautiful or gifted? Did she get some work done and take some acting classes while I wasn't paying attention?

Knat on November 17, 2011 at 11:01 PM

Pratt looks a lot like early-90s Ethan Hawke.

mitten on November 18, 2011 at 5:13 AM

You're all on crack. Most of these "sexiest men alive" either look like the kind of skeeves I'd flee from in a bar, or else they look like they ought to be carded if they venture into a bar. They look like half-grown boys. No thanks. Give me a Ray Stevenson or a Sean Bean any day.

Geni on November 18, 2011 at 12:20 PM

Screw You, Bradley Cooper

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