And this is why I've always rather travel solo. You never know when Martha or Tegan would let some freak into the TARDIS and I find myself getting my brains bashed in.

I guess immigration from New Jersey is up.

Worst roommate ever.

@4 No kidding, right?

"Hey, Steve, a guy's here to beat you with a baseball bat. I let him in."

I've had a few roommate's who could've used a visit from that guy.

Next time don't leave your laundry in the washing machine. Put that shit in the dryer, and Mr. Baseball Bat gets turned away at the door.

I love White Center, but I hate to break it to you: that's not WC, it's really Seattle. North of Roxbury SW is Seattle territory. To be more specific, it's the Highland Park area of West Seattle. ::nerd::

@8: Yes, your 0.45 inch long penis.