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1
Shocking that people would not stop for a naked man running through the streets of Capitol Hill in the middle of the night. What's the world coming to?
2
The "lumberjack" description covers about 75% of the population of the Hill these days.
3
Gern, the "lumberjack"-looking assailant was naked, not the homeless victim. Readin' comprehension, y'all.
4
Goddamnit, why does this shit always happen on my block?!?
5
Oh those lumberjacks, what will they get up to next?
6
My apologies Dr. Awesome. I will be enrolling in a Slog remedial reading comprehension course immediately.
7
I'm sure it has nothing to do with your block, @4
8
"Lumberjack" Are we sure it wasn't a lesbian?
9
Goddamnit, why does this shit never happen on my block?!?
10
Sounds like Cienna and her grandma.
11
No Monty Python Lumberjack Song comments yet?

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He works all night and he sleeps all day
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he likes to drink his rum
He cruised around Capitol Hill and tried to rape a bum
12
@4 - Well, if you'd installed a deadbolt or something, he might not have gotten away.
13
SO MUCH WIN @11
15
homosexual rape is 100% SAFE and FOOLPROOF GOOD FUN...
16
@11

That was funny. Now I am going to watch The Life of Brian.
17
Did he run back into the OS camp at SCCC? That seems to be where most of the scum runs these days.

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