If I have to read one more story—or have to hear one more report on the radio—that describes Calista Gingrich as a "devout Catholic," I'm gonna throw a can of creamed corn through a stained-glass window. I was raised by devout Catholics. I know devout Catholics. Devout Catholics are friends (and family) of mine. And devout Catholics do not have premarital sex, they do not fuck married men (many won't even fuck their own husbands), they do not use birth control, they do not commit adultery. If Calista had remained devout throughout her life, she would not now be Mrs. Gingrich. Calista may well be Catholic. But devout?

Not so much.