I thought Dan looked like a good ol'-fashioned commie. Comrade Savage? Keep the mustache: it gives you more gravitas in your political speeches. Well, perhaps not gravitas, but you do look like you have a nuclear arsenal right behind you. :-)
As if your son doesn't have enough to deal with - having a dad who writes a sex advice column can't be easy. Now, he's got to be seen in public with his dad sporting...that...that "fuzzwinkle"?
Trust me. I know how complicated these parent-child relationships can get. Really. I gave up Benjamin. Now you give up the "fuzzwinkle". Although both were fun while they lasted.
Dan, your moustache currently looks like a vagina laying on it's side.
Now, if you trimmed it into something more of a "pencil thin" type, that might be rather dapper.
That showerhead looks really low. You and Terry are both fairly tall, right? You guys must be super flexible just washing your hair in there. I'm thinking Gumby and Pokey flexible.
Wait... Ha ha ha, that just rolled right off my fingers before thinking about it.
KEEP IT!
KEEP IT!
KEEP IT!
You look like you're ready to run for office.
But we all know who gets final say. Unless you want Terry to tape a little va-bling to HIS forehead if he thinks it should go...!
However, I do have to agree with the other commenters on one thing: if you plan to do 70s porn any time soon, definitely keep the 'stache.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Trust me. I know how complicated these parent-child relationships can get. Really. I gave up Benjamin. Now you give up the "fuzzwinkle". Although both were fun while they lasted.
Now, if you trimmed it into something more of a "pencil thin" type, that might be rather dapper.
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Wait... Ha ha ha, that just rolled right off my fingers before thinking about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKV…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKV…
Babitty Boopie!