Blogs Dec 19, 2011 at 8:24 am

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102
Looks like something straight off of Castro St circa 1984 (pun intended).
103
KEEP IT! On with the fight to re-legitimize facial hair in all configurations!
KEEP IT!
KEEP IT!
KEEP IT!
104
You have the narrowest face!
106
AUGH KILL IT WITH FIRE
107
Ask your husband.
108
I'm usually the Anthony Kennedy of SLOG poles (you know, usually on the "winning" side). Not this time, though.
109
It makes you look like John Polly from the Logo recaps.
110
You're the actor who played the creepy next door neighbor guy on the after school special in 1981, aren't you?
111
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!
112
I think you should keep growing it out, wax it into a full handlebar, put on 150 pounds, and start wearing Cosby sweaters all the time.
113
Dan can has cheeseburger and it will not hurt him, he is looking a little thin.
114
See? See? Even the might Fnarf agrees. Keep it!
115
Borat
116
Sorry, I normally love facial hair - it's the male superpower I wish I had - but this does not look good, Dan.
117
Now go make porn.
118
The gray temples are very distinguished.

You look like you're ready to run for office.
119
Up to Terry, surely!
120
I agree with @32 -- if you can pull off the Freddie Mercury vibe, go for it.

But we all know who gets final say. Unless you want Terry to tape a little va-bling to HIS forehead if he thinks it should go...!
121
AAARGH. Even have to ask?
122
Hm. I kinda like it.....have you thought about a goatee?
123
That's criminal, Dan. Seriously, you look like a child molester.
124
Ask hubby if he likes the tickle on his pickle.
125
I thought Dan looked like a good ol'-fashioned commie. Comrade Savage? Keep the mustache: it gives you more gravitas in your political speeches. Well, perhaps not gravitas, but you do look like you have a nuclear arsenal right behind you. :-)
126
Ew. I hope you didn't go out in public like that.

However, I do have to agree with the other commenters on one thing: if you plan to do 70s porn any time soon, definitely keep the 'stache.
127
You look like an extra from "Milk".
128
fuck me
129
@ 127

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
130
That's horrific. When I first glanced at it I wondered why you were posting a photo of Borat.
131
Sorry, Dan, doesn't work on you at all. You look creepy and much older.
132
As if your son doesn't have enough to deal with - having a dad who writes a sex advice column can't be easy. Now, he's got to be seen in public with his dad sporting...that...that "fuzzwinkle"?

Trust me. I know how complicated these parent-child relationships can get. Really. I gave up Benjamin. Now you give up the "fuzzwinkle". Although both were fun while they lasted.
133
Dan, your moustache currently looks like a vagina laying on it's side.
Now, if you trimmed it into something more of a "pencil thin" type, that might be rather dapper.
134
Sorry, but it's making you look like a candidate for Youth Pastor Watch.
135
Add long sideburns and a cowboy hat.
136
creepy gay / child molester, but grow it next holoween for a fredie mercury costume.
137
Agreed with both Borat and Freddie Mercury. Kind of like the unholy offspring.
138
Keep it. It is hilarious.
139
Moustaches are so last month:

http://us.movember.com/about
140
that's not bad for a week. after a few more you could be a Sam Elliot impersonator.
141
Occupy Dan's Upper Lip!
142
That showerhead looks really low. You and Terry are both fairly tall, right? You guys must be super flexible just washing your hair in there. I'm thinking Gumby and Pokey flexible.

Wait... Ha ha ha, that just rolled right off my fingers before thinking about it.
143
@133 The world only has room for one John Waters.
144
Yee-haw, can't wait to see you at the Wrangler, pardner.
145
80's porn 'stache. Get rid of it! You just killed my lady boner for you. Sigh. Anyhoo, I thought that you and Terry had a rule against facial hair...
146
The ends of a moustache require more planning that you gave those.
147
I normally really like facial hair (on men), but that thing is scaring me. Make it go away.
148
This must be what Evil Dan Savage in the alternate dimension looks like.
149
For the first time I ever I thought, "Dan Savage is really hot."
150
HOT! Crazy hot! Insanely hot! I could go on but you get the gist.
151
Keep it! A mustache says a lot about a man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKV…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKV…

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