Blogs Dec 19, 2011 at 11:11 am

"Woman Dug Herself Out of Shallow Grave With Engagement Ring"

Cienna Madrid
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The Bride!
Max Solomon on December 19, 2011 at 11:18 AM Report this
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Holy - being buried alive is my worst fucking nightmare. Horrible story, but amazing outcome, and I hope the bastard gets a little taste of his own medicine.
COMTE on December 19, 2011 at 11:22 AM Report this
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He went to Jared!
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on December 19, 2011 at 11:25 AM Report this
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@2: somehow i doubt that "buried alive" will be the sentence in yorkshire.
Max Solomon on December 19, 2011 at 11:40 AM Report this
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i can't believe he forgot to take back his ring . . .
eleven on December 19, 2011 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Oh god. Now when I get buried alive and have no diamond to dig my way out, it's just going to remind me how desperately lonely I am on top of everything else.
MacCrocodile on December 19, 2011 at 12:39 PM Report this
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Valuable lesson: don't bury someone in a cardboard box in a shallow grave. Just plain laziness.
Mike in Olympia on December 19, 2011 at 1:05 PM Report this
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@7 Don't bury somebody ALIVE in a cardboard box (WTF?!) in a shallow grave.

Also, here's somebody who is scared of being buried alive and his jackass friends...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp3Xu-KBi…
TheMisanthrope on December 19, 2011 at 3:28 PM Report this
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@1: A real life Uma Thurman!
Eric from Boulder on December 19, 2011 at 9:56 PM Report this
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@6: Just rest on the hope that you will one day have that life-saving device. I stupidly proposed to my now-husband, and have nothing more than a plain wedding band to show for it! I'm clearly screwed for life!
Atumornamedmarla on December 20, 2011 at 7:43 AM Report this
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For:Atumornamedmarla:

Just do what I did when I got the ring my sisterinlaw picked out for me. I bought a two carat round center cut diamond with a total of one carat trilions on the side. Put it on layaway so he paid for it and I got what "I" wanted.
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