"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
"That boy's as thick as a whale sandwich."
[knocks the cat down]
"Stand up, son. You're fallin' all over yourself."
"Okay, I'll shut up. I'm not one that has to keep talkin'. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin', but not me! I was brought up right, my pa used to tell me "shut up" and I'd shut up! I wouldn't say nothin'!"
"Well bow, well bow my weavel, I'll do it."
"Let's bury - I say, let's bury the hatchet, but not in anyone's head, boy."
"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves."
"She remi - I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry."
"That dog's like taxes: He just don't know when to stop."
"This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse at a Burlesque show."
"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican boarder pays rent." (Okay, just a little racist.)
"I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak."
As a northwest boy, Foghorn Leghorn was my first understanding of southern culture.
@13, those are fabulous, and it's "boll my weevil". Boll weevils were a scourge of the cotton fields, the topic of many a blues song. Leghorn himsefl was a takeoff on a radio comedian's character Senator Beauregard Cleghorn, who refused to believe the South lost the Civil War. Here's Senator Cleghorn in what I think was a one-off B picture. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ35Ajus7…
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Col. Leghorn in the following context: it's the moniker ascribed to the abysmal southern accent affected by lousy Hollywood actors and actresses trying to play Southern roles. Examples: everybody in "Steel Magnolias", Julia Roberts in every movie in which she plays a southerner, and the exemplar: Dan Aykroyd in "Driving Miss Daisy"
I think you're conflating "Southern" with "racist" - a common error.
Settle down.
"That boy's as thick as a whale sandwich."
[knocks the cat down]
"Stand up, son. You're fallin' all over yourself."
"Okay, I'll shut up. I'm not one that has to keep talkin'. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin', but not me! I was brought up right, my pa used to tell me "shut up" and I'd shut up! I wouldn't say nothin'!"
"Well bow, well bow my weavel, I'll do it."
"Let's bury - I say, let's bury the hatchet, but not in anyone's head, boy."
"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves."
"She remi - I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry."
"That dog's like taxes: He just don't know when to stop."
"This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse at a Burlesque show."
"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican boarder pays rent." (Okay, just a little racist.)
"I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak."
As a northwest boy, Foghorn Leghorn was my first understanding of southern culture.
(I'm a great fan of the wolf and the sheep-dog who seem on the best of terms when they're not on the clock.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ35Ajus7…