Blogs Jan 19, 2012 at 10:03 am

"Swingrich"

Dan Savage
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sounds like an awful sandwich.
ryanayr on January 19, 2012 at 10:06 AM Report this
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@1 - First, you make a turkey sandwich and leave it out until the turkey goes bad. Remove the turkey and put ham on the sandwich instead. When the ham begins to turn, layer some corned beef on top of it. When the sandwich has absorbed the flavor of the corned beef, remove the now-spoiled ham. Stand by for further instructions
MacCrocodile on January 19, 2012 at 10:15 AM Report this
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I wish Chris Crocker would come out with a Leave Newty alone video.

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/01/1…
Chef Thunder on January 19, 2012 at 10:17 AM Report this
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@1: The new McDonald's Swingrich: Two white-bread buns and special sauce on a bony chicken patty with a little extra on the side.
Banna on January 19, 2012 at 10:18 AM Report this
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"Swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person. "I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."
LMcGuff on January 19, 2012 at 10:26 AM Report this
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@5 Genius.
Lmlk813 on January 19, 2012 at 10:39 AM Report this
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I feel sorry for newts.
Drusilla on January 19, 2012 at 10:49 AM Report this
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@5 That needs to enter the lexicon.
Zuulabelle on January 19, 2012 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Newt is a toad.
Brooklyn Reader on January 19, 2012 at 11:23 AM Report this
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@5, Brilliant. Swingrich it is.
Reverse Polarity on January 19, 2012 at 11:25 AM Report this
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You may like my video about Newt's three marriages at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSsMRe6B…
There are chickens in it. Everybody loves chickens!
It also ends with a splash of Santorum!
SFHarry on January 19, 2012 at 11:37 AM Report this
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@11 Splash, indeed.

Ummm... I hope your cat didn't get ill from the raw chicken.
Brooklyn Reader on January 19, 2012 at 12:00 PM Report this
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Let's add both terms!

@5 for "Swingrich", and below for "Gingrich"

Gingrich (n): a man who asks his wife for an open marriage after he's already having an affair.
Posted by jendeaderick on January 19, 2012 at 10:22 AM
(comment #30 from Dan's first post today)
I Love IPA on January 19, 2012 at 1:36 PM Report this
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@2 Eeewww

But I thought the corned beef came first (aged) and the turkey last (Calista = the other white meat)
I Love IPA on January 19, 2012 at 1:38 PM Report this
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Calista is scary looking. I should know, I'm her.
ryanayr on January 19, 2012 at 2:11 PM Report this
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Whoever said on JMG that Gingrich's move was an attempt to redefine marriage was brilliant. Hold into that one on the off chance he gets nominated.
Pablo Picasso on January 19, 2012 at 2:26 PM Report this
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@5

Submitted to Urban Dictionary
on January 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM Report this
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But don't feel bad. After all, the difference between "swinger" and "swingrich" is the part that Newt provides.
on January 19, 2012 at 8:14 PM Report this
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@5 Submitted to Urban Dictionary
rocketgeek on January 20, 2012 at 11:43 AM Report this

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