Blogs Jan 19, 2012 at 10:03 am

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sounds like an awful sandwich.
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@1 - First, you make a turkey sandwich and leave it out until the turkey goes bad. Remove the turkey and put ham on the sandwich instead. When the ham begins to turn, layer some corned beef on top of it. When the sandwich has absorbed the flavor of the corned beef, remove the now-spoiled ham. Stand by for further instructions
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I wish Chris Crocker would come out with a Leave Newty alone video.

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/01/1…
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@1: The new McDonald's Swingrich: Two white-bread buns and special sauce on a bony chicken patty with a little extra on the side.
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"Swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person. "I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."
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@5 Genius.
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I feel sorry for newts.
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@5 That needs to enter the lexicon.
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Newt is a toad.
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@5, Brilliant. Swingrich it is.
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You may like my video about Newt's three marriages at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSsMRe6B…
There are chickens in it. Everybody loves chickens!
It also ends with a splash of Santorum!
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@11 Splash, indeed.

Ummm... I hope your cat didn't get ill from the raw chicken.
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Let's add both terms!

@5 for "Swingrich", and below for "Gingrich"

Gingrich (n): a man who asks his wife for an open marriage after he's already having an affair.
Posted by jendeaderick on January 19, 2012 at 10:22 AM
(comment #30 from Dan's first post today)
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@2 Eeewww

But I thought the corned beef came first (aged) and the turkey last (Calista = the other white meat)
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Calista is scary looking. I should know, I'm her.
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Whoever said on JMG that Gingrich's move was an attempt to redefine marriage was brilliant. Hold into that one on the off chance he gets nominated.
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@5

Submitted to Urban Dictionary
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But don't feel bad. After all, the difference between "swinger" and "swingrich" is the part that Newt provides.
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@5 Submitted to Urban Dictionary

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