HAHAHAHAHA! Dan, you live an adventurous and interesting life. Just sayin'.

Did he at least buy you a pastry?

Heh. Them's the hazards.

omg, awesome.

Hungarian pastry shop sounds so delicious! What's their specialty? Napoleons?

That's rich!

Hope it didn't rub you the wrong way.

At least he wasn't a butthole about it.

Oh, I got a million of 'em.

all's well that ends well

@2 A buttery one, one hopes!

Thanks for the literal lol chuckle, Dan! Good thing I don't work in a cubicle farm ;)

That place has fucking AWFUL coffee.

I hope you were eating bundt cake.

Thank you. This post made me laugh after a very long day.

This is the stuff of legends.

LMAO

I could handle it as long as I didn't have my kid with me. Otherwise, it would be awkward.

Love, love, love the Hungarian Pastry Shop. Not the same since the old smoke-filled days. Which is probably a good thing.

I spent so much time there many years. Yes, @9, the coffee is terrible, the half-and-half often sour, most of the display pastries are bad too. The only thing I liked there were the croissants. But I miss it. Yes I do.

What I meant to say, was "over many years"

noooo! this is my neighborhood cafe and i've been a fan of yours for so many years! i am crushed i missed you there...

I'm glad he got some himself some friction rich butthole.

However, that same question contained some of the most retarded (from an outside "expert," not from Dan) advice I have ever read. "If he wants more friction, he might want to put a raincoat on -- latex condoms do a great job of soaking up wetness and creating friction." Perhaps it would create more friction for her, but the question was about creating more friction for him. The whole reason many men don't like condoms is that they eliminate friction. I had a really hard time taking them seriously in that column after that "advice."

Ahem. Later on in this very column, you gave the following advice:

"Finally, if you've been with this guy since you were 16, and he's the only person you've ever had sex with, I'd suggest you screw around behind his back a little before you do anything stupid (like, oh, marrying this guy). Your boyfriend might be the problem, but without something to compare him too, you'll never know, will you?"

Encouraging CPOSsiness? I'm glad you're over that.

@20: We grow, we change.