Somewhere in there should polycorporanulism where multiple corporations shove large wads of cash in Republicans asses.

Cute, Vince, but that's not solely a GOP thing. The Dems are equally as bought and paid for.

The Dems take it standing up.

It's amazing you could make such an unfunny video when targeting 3 people that are so easy to write material on.

@6: /thread

[begins]

[Voice over] In early 2012, the American Republican party is in crisis.

In one corner, there's Romney. In the other, Newt Gingrich.

Romney is a devout Mormon. Gingrich promotes polyamory.

There's only one solution to the crisis. Combine the best of both men to create a new Republican platform: Polymormonism.

That's right. Polymormonism.

What is it you ask?

In the traditional Mormon religion, every man is allowed multiple wives. In polyamory, everyone can get it on with whoever they like.

Now, in Polymormonism, not only can each husband have multiple wives, but each one of those wives can have multiple husbands, and marriages will be an integrated multiplicity - otherwise known as the American Dream.

But wait! Will Polymormonism truly unite the party? What about the evangelical base that supports this man, Rick Santorum, for president.

Again - the solution - bring him into the fold. Plank two of the Republican party platform. Polymormonism Santorumism. And what you may ask is that?

It's sloppy, multi-spouse anal sex.

Now that is a grand old party.

[ends].

Can you get RuPaul to do a video about the new GOP platform shoes?

Or better: can you explain why republican women are so likely to get the bleached-blond hair helmet?

Thank you Rubbish_Transcriber. Your work is much appreciated!

Where did that naked orgy picture come from? I imagine it is from 70s or something.