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Never seen it on the resume for Commander in Chief.
I think we both know what he would really want to do if he saw Dan, and it would certainly be more physical than prayer. Fill in your own blanks, Sloggers.
Exactly.
No, but for those of us married to people who suck at talking dirty, it's a brilliant idea.
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Give me a donation and I will pray for you as Me and god talk every day!
One thing about sanitarium I believe he is the genuine Nucking Fut from the choir who just cant get passed his upbringing?
an honest jerk with serious problems is so refreshing compared to Romney and Newt?
I tried writing a few ideas and phrases on my palm, but the lube and other fluids kinda made it a smeary mess. +1 for teleprompters.
My GF and I suck at dirty talk. I'm totally pitching this to her.
Part of me wants to reply with something about how astoundingly arrogant it is for a mere mortal to summon a divine being to address such petty and ephemeral disagreements (wouldn't the creator of the heavens and earth have more pressing matters?), but I know that's just not good enough.
Any suggestions?
I want to do it in your butt, in your butt
I want to do it in your butt, in your butt
You want to do WHAT in my butt?
You want to do WHAT in my butt?
You want to do it in my butt, in my butt?
Ooookkkayyyy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7Y…
(Hah, the butter post got me on this track today)
http://www.stuffchristianculturelikes.co…
I used to respond "and I'll enjoy having sex for you."
I ignore them nowadays though. It's a pointless battle.
Still, it's a pity that the gentle message of Jesus has been highjacked by the haters. I doubt if Jesus himself would want to identify as a Christian if he were alive today.
/wheeze/....
Hell, if prayer worked science itself wouldn't work, there would be no causal chain to anything.
My sister tells me that she is praying for me all the damn time.
If you're feeling wicked, then you can add something like, "I had a friend say he'd pray to Cthulu for me, and a Muslim friend said she's praying to Allah. This is great! If this keeps up, I'll have all my bases covered!" Douchebag Christians hate that. Non-douchebags Christians only offer to pray for you if you ask.
Nice to know that he's "praying" for Dan. Keep praying, Frothy.
Of course "I'll pray for you" is a the passive-aggressive's "Fuck off." I just wish I had a better, as in meaner, retort.
I also think that the excited and straight "Thank you!" is a good idea too, I have one of the most pathologically passive aggressive people I've ever met as a coworker, and I have discovered that the more direct I am with her the worse she gets. I thought being direct would help and, omg, has it fucking backfired. At least I can take that lesson and put it to good use in cases where I actually want to irritate the person in question.
The life of every gay American is every so much better knowing that you are praying for Dan Savage. Dan has made the world much better for millions of people while you have spread hate and discrimination. If there is ever such a thing as a judgement day, I would recommend that you be more worried about yourself as Dan is a shoe-in for good things to come. You on the other hand .....
Could you imagine if there really was a god, and a day of reckoning? What would he have to say to Rick Santorum if not only did he fail to love Dan, and pray for him, but lied about doing so?
Of course I cannot know for a certainty that he does not love and pray for Dan . . . though his love face looks a lot like hate and disdain to me . . . but what do I know? Maybe that face is due to chronic indigestion.
I know this much . . . of all the professed Christians, with self-righteous venom dripping from their lips, who told me I was sick, and that they were praying for me (I'm not sure what it says about me that there have been quite a few) I never got that fuzzy feeling of love and affection one gets from someone who truly loves them.
But to be fair . . . some of them have actually did pray for me, loudly, and on the spot . . . and let me tell you if there was a God who heard those prayers and who was inclined to answer . . . it would not have gone well for me, at all.
So naturally, I am a cynic when someone like Rick Santorum says he is praying for Dan Savage.
"Thanks! To who? Because I prefer Allah or Siva, but Tiamat is good too."
"Well, ok, but that seems like rather a waste of your time."
"No, I think what you mean is you are going to prey on me. I'd really rather you didn't."
"No need! It's been tried. No effect."
"About what?"
"Will it stop you TALKING to me?"
"And if there was a god, I would do the same for you."
"You will? Well bless your little heart!" (Which is "southern" for "I'll pray for you" which is conservative Christian for "f*ck you")