Never admit you don't like cats around cat people. They will either try to infect you with the cat madness or begin incessantly talking about cats until you're forced into retreat.
Cienna grew up with cats. We always had several. They would show up and take over our house, with their pushy coy cuteness and claws. One used to shit in our bathtub EVERY FUCKING DAY. Cienna speaks from a Learned Position.
LIke Gods and Religion, it doesn't matter what you love or find comfort in dressing up, pretending it loves you back, I just don't think that anything that shits in one's literal or figurative garden should be hoisted on anyone. Except latte drinkers.
#6 - I'm sure you knew this already, but Bukowski LOVED cats in his later years. As did Twain, Hemingway, W.S. Burroughs. Hitler apparently liked dogs.....
@15, good for them. But an affection for cats also means an affection or at least a tolerance for cat HAIR, and that ain't never gonna happen. I also don't think much of cat shit, but all my cat-loving friends apparently adore the stuff, since they can hardly wait to go collect it. And their houses stink of it.
The closest I want to get to cat shit is Susan Mudgett's famous "Deep Shit Cookies", which are light-and-dark roll cookies, filled with a few curls of spaghetti for "roundworms", served in a litter box full of Grape Nuts cereal, with a litter scoop and a few squirts of Hershey's syrup for extra joy. Put it on the floor at your next party, and casually pick one up and eat it while you're talking to that special person you want to impress. Just make sure the cat doesn't get to it before you.
I've always felt that cats were a bit on the whorish side. Now they're being pimped by humans. But are dogs pimpable?
Animal welfare aside, this could be good for the environment if it takes off. But then, most space efficiencies that start in Japan, end in Japan.
The Japanese love cats in cafes, but Americans would indeed go for something more like a Bro-fe, with arm wrestling competitions, fake tanning cubicles, sports, vodka red bulls, and plenty of awesome tribal tattoos.
LIke Gods and Religion, it doesn't matter what you love or find comfort in dressing up, pretending it loves you back, I just don't think that anything that shits in one's literal or figurative garden should be hoisted on anyone. Except latte drinkers.
(I like dogs, too :>)
*I am not a historian.
The closest I want to get to cat shit is Susan Mudgett's famous "Deep Shit Cookies", which are light-and-dark roll cookies, filled with a few curls of spaghetti for "roundworms", served in a litter box full of Grape Nuts cereal, with a litter scoop and a few squirts of Hershey's syrup for extra joy. Put it on the floor at your next party, and casually pick one up and eat it while you're talking to that special person you want to impress. Just make sure the cat doesn't get to it before you.
http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/deepshi…
$10 an hour to pet a pussy?
That's gotta be the cheapest cat house in Tokyo!
Ba'Ding!
Animal welfare aside, this could be good for the environment if it takes off. But then, most space efficiencies that start in Japan, end in Japan.