Grant, not used to getting attention from the ladies, are ya? One female speaks to you and your whole world is turned upside down. How about you waddle home, rub one out, and relax.
A woman also said "You look happy" to me today, I quipped back with "You look hot" having read this. She said "Can it perv, your happiness just stands out because the rest of you looks so damn sad."
Just back from my bike ride to Ristrettos where I lounged in the sun on a big Adirondack chair, Kindled some books, and sipped a cherry Italian soda with a triple espresso chaser.
(Although ironically, when I asked for a triple shot of espresso, the entire barista staff gave me that blank Starbucks-ish "we only know how to make lattes" look. Ironic because the very name...
Ristretto is a very "short" shot of espresso coffee.
Do you have a girlfriend? I mean I'd totally respond the same way you did but that's cause i'm accounted for. You just sounded dumb. Whatever, my nam'es anal smith what do I know.
I only rub one out when you comment on one of my posts.
@Luckier: Hope you're having one of them today. Life is good when it's good.
Then I punched her in the cunt.
(Although ironically, when I asked for a triple shot of espresso, the entire barista staff gave me that blank Starbucks-ish "we only know how to make lattes" look. Ironic because the very name...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ristretto )
Check this out...I Mapped My Ride...using this combo web-smart phone site:
http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/816…
The "flyover video" is neat.
Hum don't blow!