Blogs Apr 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm

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Thank you, I am looking rather hot today Grant!
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Haha!
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"You look happy" is definitely an invitation for something. A catcall, not so sure.
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Grant, not used to getting attention from the ladies, are ya? One female speaks to you and your whole world is turned upside down. How about you waddle home, rub one out, and relax.
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Days like today make me want to high-five everyone in Seattle.
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Dear legacy builder,

I only rub one out when you comment on one of my posts.

@Luckier: Hope you're having one of them today. Life is good when it's good.
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I know why Grant is in a good mood.
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Yet another inflammatory, poorly-researched post from yet another self-hating hipster hack writer at The Stranger.
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A woman also said "You look happy" to me today, I quipped back with "You look hot" having read this. She said "Can it perv, your happiness just stands out because the rest of you looks so damn sad."

Then I punched her in the cunt.
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:^*
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What a great post, Grant. I just rubbed one out in its honor.
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Just back from my bike ride to Ristrettos where I lounged in the sun on a big Adirondack chair, Kindled some books, and sipped a cherry Italian soda with a triple espresso chaser.

(Although ironically, when I asked for a triple shot of espresso, the entire barista staff gave me that blank Starbucks-ish "we only know how to make lattes" look. Ironic because the very name...


Ristretto is a very "short" shot of espresso coffee.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ristretto )

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I am adding you to my Livejournal f-list!
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I went to Golden Gardens™ with my housemates + guest! It was great! Today is great!
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I don't even know what that means, but congratulations.
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Oh, #15 was meant for 13. I'm super high on methadone.
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Check this out...I Mapped My Ride...using this combo web-smart phone site:

http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/816…

The "flyover video" is neat.
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Do you have a girlfriend? I mean I'd totally respond the same way you did but that's cause i'm accounted for. You just sounded dumb. Whatever, my nam'es anal smith what do I know.
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Glad to see you had a good yesterday, Grant. Hope you squeezed some kazooing in it. ;)

Hum don't blow!

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