You're paying $2.49 for legal pads? If you can suffer through the pain of using plain white ones they're under a buck each at Office Depot. 71 cents for chiffon yellow ones on Amazon. Buy them by the case from a wholesaler and you're probably down around fifty cents.
In processing paperwork at work, I came across a woman named Candice Bones. Give her a doctorate, and I've got my drag-jazz name: Dr. Candy Bones. Now all I need is musical talent and a dress.
Just so it's not Phi-Phi. I hated Sharon Needles on sight, but she's kinda grown on me. Chad Michaels is my first pick of the ones remaining (since Latrice Royale was eliminated, in a travesty of justice), but Sharon Needles I can live with. JUST. NOT. PHI-PHI.
From Legal Avenuuuuuue.
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