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Baconcat got pepper sprayed? HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AWESOME!!

Where was this at? Alot of the pussyass coward anarchists broke off and started rampaging once the group had gathered at westlake. What was Baconcat doing following these idiots? Or was he part of the group of idiots smashing windows in the name of siring up a shit storm?
2
I might be down with Rex Velvet. What do his henchmen uniforms look like?
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If Rex were to drop the community theater Brit accent I would hench him most loyally.
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@1: Someday someone is going to give you an antifreeze milkshake, and you'll just slurp it down. May it happen soon.
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check out the video footage on king 5. about halfway through
theres a guy dressed up in a super hero outfit clearly spraying people with pepper spray. Maybe theres more than one ? probably another guy in PJs posse.
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Welp, there goes the neighborhood. I'm moving to Canada. It's too cold up there for idiots to ponce about in spandex.
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Jones is a tool.

http://gawker.com/5906799
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Guys, I know that Phoenix Jones is a tool and all, but I for one am fucking tickled pink that this is the kind of shit that happens in my city.
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I have it on video, be it shitty filming
10
I for one am enjoying this episode tremendously. Fuckin' love this town.
11

It's like the Occupy Protestors competing with the knife wielding psycho-bums for Best Able to Scare Any Normal Person from downtown.

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@1: I went to take photos. I had a classmate with me, we were down there taking in the action. Just happened to get in the middle of a pepper spray snit fit, it was actually pretty interesting. Everyone got all heated up and they all threw a capsaicin tantrum.

I didn't smash anything, I actually couldn't afford the time suck involved in doing a runner after petty vandalism. I had a civics club to organize, philosophy to study and a date night with a lovely Mrs. Baconcat to worry about.

I'm not going to apologize for having an interesting life and I really appreciate your sloppy salami-pounding on account of me. It's the little things, really. :)
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When criminals in this world don't fear
The Superhero's underwear
or his pepperspray so dear
The cry goes up both far and near
Fuck Phoenix Jones. Phoenix Jones! Phoenix Jones. Phoenix Jones!

Speed of Lite Brite, roar of chunder
Spraying all who fight or plunder
Phoenix Jones. Phoenix Jones!

When in this world Seattle streets
are filled with black bloc's smashing day
The only PJs they will meet
to right this wrong with blinding spray
is Phoenix Jones. Phoenix Jones! Phoenix Jones. Phoenix Jones!

Killing eyesight, pour of chunder
Spraying all who fight or plunder
Phoenix Jones. Phoenix Jones!
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Phoenix Jones- Threat or Menace?
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@1: Wow, look at you reveling in the possible pains of your fellow man.

You are quite a scumbag.
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@13: You. Are fabulous.
@12: Baconcat I'm so glad you're ok! I have to say when I heard about it I was worried about you, but I also thought it was so you.
"Get pepper sprayed by the police? Bah! How banal! I'm Baconcat! Only a Super Hero will do!"
@1: To quote your own favorite "thinker": Grow up.
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I've looked at the evidence. That is BIZARRO Phoenix Jones.

Ironically, the Bizarro version of Jones does not communicate in capslocked texts.
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You stupid fucks live in fantasy land.
I have never seen such stupid people in my life.

The police dress up as anarchists and cause havoc on the streets in the MayDay Riots just so the Seattle police department can recieve more money and you idoits don not have anything better to do then dress up as superheros and play stupid games while your city is defrauding the state of tax payer money.

If you want a real hero to cling on to then cling on to Ron Paul.
At least Ron Paul is authentic and real.
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You stupid fucks live in fantasy land.
I have never seen such stupid people in my life.

The police dress up as anarchists and cause havoc on the streets in the MayDay Riots just so the Seattle police department can recieve more money and you idoits don not have anything better to do then dress up as superheros and play stupid games while your city is defrauding the state of tax payer money.

If you want a real hero to cling on to then cling on to Ron Paul.
At least Ron Paul is authentic and real.
20
Is that a space needle bottle opener? Where do I get one?
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#18:lol no
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It's typical of a Ron Paul supporter to post that same stupid thing twice. Good work.

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