I'm a little confused by the nipple thing and his use of the word tits.

I think the word he is looking for is pecs, he likes guys with nice pecs.

Chris Evans is Captain America. Chris Hemsworth is Thor. I'm the one in the one in the middle of them.

The picture link shows a guy with nice pecs and little tits. Does TITS want that or big aureolas?

I'm confused.

Sorting through pictures of naked dudes is so haaaaaaaard...

I'll be the one who says it: Back in the day you couldn't just Google for your nipple porn. No, you had to hang out at beaches and locker rooms and other places where dudes took their shirts off and just wait for one with appropriately sized nipples to come along. So be grateful for the interwebs, fetishist without a problem, and do not be so silly.

as a language researcher who does machine classification of data coming from Twitter, take it from me -- you need better search terms. And as everyone above has pointed out, the keyword you are looking for is "pecs."

I want Dan back.

@8 um, huge comprehension FAIL for a "language researcher." the LW is not talking about "pecs" he's talking about nipples. pecs are short for pectoralis major muscles and dude clearly says in the letter what he wants to find are men with "biggish nipples" not nec defined guys.

@10: not at all. First, of course I know what pecs are; but second, if you follow the link, those are not especially large nipples, but they are well-defined pecs. Yes, the guy says he doesn't want tiny nipples, but honestly - search for "pecs" on google images, and you'll get a large proportion of pics that are EXACTLY LIKE the pic linked to in this SLOTTD.

Dear Savage Love, I'm attracted to shirtless A-List Hollywood actors. Isn't that weird? Do I have a fetish?? Please help me find guys who look like this - it's so hard!

(@10: not to mention that, the term "nipple" falls in with a cluster of words that are traditionally "feminine" and "pecs" with a cluster of words that are traditionally "masculine". If the guy is finding that there's a lot of feminine noise in his search results, then he should be using search terms that cut down on that noise by focusing the results on the masculine side of things.)

TITS is definitely sending mixed messages, through his example and descriptions, as to whether he would be aroused by large areolas on a slender build, or whether prominent pectoral muscles take precedence and even totally compensate for small areolas and tiny nipples.

Since he's bi, has he considered meeting a trans person, perhaps a trans-man who has had "top" surgery without nipple reduction? If he goes in this direction, obviously he should be respectful and up-front about his needs and desires, and open to growth toward things he might not have thought he'd be interested in.

By-the-bye, I remember being fascinated by one guy in high school with half-dollar-sized areolas, but (other than appreciating when dudes have particularly sensitive nipples and paying attention to them) have been largely indifferent to nipple/areola size/shape since.

@11 err pec size doesn't have anything to do with nipple size. when you type in "pecs" and "guys" on google images you get a bunch of super muscular dudes with huge or at least defined pecs but still plenty of them still have little nips. read the letter again. here's what TITS says as the money quote: "I get turned on a lot by guys with biggish nipples. Not gigantic, not necessarily ultra muscled, definitely not man boobs, just otherwise conventionally attractive, masculine guys"

@15: Yes, I know, that's what he says, and yes, I know that nipple and pec size are uncorrelated. And the example he gives as the standard by which other men are judged is in close congruence to the results you get with the search term "pecs."

Unlike the phrase "hot guy big nipples," which gets mostly women, and few results that resemble the pic linked to in the post.

Even if he has to sift through 30 results to get one that he likes using the search term "pecs," it's still going to be a lot better than the search terms he's using currently..... and he does mention that he doesn't know if he's just using the wrong terminology.

@15 and the guy(s) he cites as being interested in have enormous pecs and average-to-small areolas. Hence the confusion for everyone in this comment thread.

@16 um gee thanks dad but yeah so what's your point? i looked at the links but what makes you think thats more imp than what the LW actually said in his description. the responder or editor probably just linked to some random photo on the net of the dude mentioned as example.

@1 through @18:
If the LW can't figure out what the fuck he's looking for, how does he expect a search engine to do it?

Reading this makes me grateful my porn preferences have generally agreed upon, highly discriminative search terms.

@20 meh you get my F-U for the day. anyways why would he need to search for "pecs" when the responder tells him to search through a gay porn feed. how the f is that going to narrow anything down. i mean really all guys have pecs, right?

The LW may or may not find this fapworthy. (I don't.) Or maybe he should consider throwing himself bodily in front of men going into this doctor's office.

Enjoying your answers, Jesse! Nicely based in science yet not too nerdy despite your PhD. Hope you're getting a lot of positive feedback not easy to fill's Dan's shoes.

Dan did a good job turning over the reigns to you while he's on vacation and I hope he brings you back whenever he takes future vacations, great choice and much better than radio silence.

However, and no offense, I hope Dan is not retiring from SLLOTD.

He's not as good on the science but OK on it, and Dan really, really nails the humor / gets the length perfect on the answers. Plus he has better biceps than you and although older than you is a fair bit hotter.

(Don't feel bad, you are hot too. Just not as hot as Dan.)

Since nipple piercing tends to swell and enlarge (permanently) the male nipple, try searches for male nipple piercing, among your choices, or male nipple jewelry. Also, try "tit torture" and/or "nipple play," both of which are named fetishes around nipples, and have lots of examples on line, on You Tube, & etc.

"Male breast feeding" is the query LW is looking for.

LW should search for muscled guys, figure out which guys have nipples he likes, and then search for those guys by name to get more pictures/videos.