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woman who had managed to get two meatballs and an egg stuck in her vagina, and had to go in to get them taken out. the reason I read SLLotD
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While not talking shit about your patients is indeed a noble ethical standard for doctors to aspire to, it seems like a more useful life-lesson for a high school girl would be "The idea of anybody gossiping about you can and should become something that doesn't really bother you."
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Seems like they would come out eventually, or one could squish 'em till they fell apart and you could remove them in crumbles. Famous last words, I guess.
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Also, LW, does it really matter if some random who you will never meet and who will never know it is you hears gossip about you? Why, you have just informed oodles of strangers that a person like you exists; how much different is that really than your doctor gossiping? I'm not saying you shouldn't be upset if it happens or that you shouldn't expect professional conduct, but I think the "everyone will know!" factor doesn't come in to play unless it gets way less anonymous.
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Yah I am a little unclear how you'd get something like that stuck. The ass, sure, you can get all kinds of things stuck up there, but it has a sphincter and a much longer tube. With the vagina you just stick some fingers in and root it out. With lube if needed.

Might not be the most pleasant thing in the world, but I'd say much more so than going to the doctor.

I call urban legend on that.
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It seems that any woman enterprising enough to get two meatballs and an egg stuck in her vagina would be able to buy a live lobster to go in there and consume the two meatballs and egg, thereby resolving said woman's difficulty.
7
Two meatballs and one egg. Never two eggs and a meatball. That'd screw the whole recipe up.
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@5 I've had to go to the doctor to get a sponge (tampon) removed. Sometimes your body just doesn't want to let go.
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I always wonder about the people who get thing stuck in their rectums...I mean...you poop out alot of stuff...seriously...why not just relax, take a laxative and wait?
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Also, LW, it's THAN, not THEN, all three times:

Can a person have more then one fetish?
“less then men”
I don’t want anyone other then a trusted partner to know about the details of my fetishes

Than, not then.
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@3 Holy cow, I haven't laughed that loud randomly in public in a long time...

Hey LW, I could have written point #4 several years ago. I worried that the gyno would know, so I did some internet searching (this was way back when AOL was the only way to get online). I think it was a post on AskJeeves written by a gynecologist that said much of what Dan said in his second paragraph.

By the way, it never actually happened to me, meaning I haven't actually been aroused during my exams. For play...awesome. For real... not so fun. :\
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I do NOT miss high school. So much misinformation floating around. Yeah, I do not believe the meatball story, not that things don't get stuck in there, it's just the choice of "stuff" in this case.

WET, I'm glad you wrote in instead of asking your friends about these things. You sound a lot like me. Then and now, I had/have all those fantasies (I agree they're not fetishes). The gyn one is one of my favorites. I will tell you though, the real exam is not really exciting. It's not that bad-it doesn't hurt at all, for example-but you don't really get turned on. Plus it goes pretty quickly. What Tristan said too: If you do get turned on probably the nurse and doctor won't know.
You sound very articulate and very very normal. Remember, don't have sex until you want to and always use condoms.
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@11 Hey idiot, it's not Dan.

I keep forgetting he was taken to the farm.
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I've had a doctor handle my penis, and it wasn't that exciting.
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They only "gossip" about patients with names and identifying details redacted, long after the event took place. No one will ever know they're talking about you, and in any case, mere arousal isn't nearly as interesting to talk about as meatballs and eggs in a vagina, so the odds they'll talk at all are very slim.
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We banned it in our office too. its the only kind of office I'm willing to work in. Kudos, Dan.
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girls in lingerie is a fetish? someone's got to re-define that word for the kids. it's getting too broad - it doesn't mean "anything that gives you a boner".
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I used to work in customer service and of COURSE I ended up with lots of stories about my favorite/craziest/most clueless customers. But of course you never give out names! (For one thing, the names all run together after awhile anyway.) Don't worry, your doctor isn't going to rat you out.
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Sweetie, believe me, when you actually go to the gyno and learn what a cold speculum feels like, you won't have to worry about being aroused.
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@Tristan -- great answers.

But MDs and shrinks can tell patient info. providing no identifying info. is given out / details are changed. Otherwise we could never learn or teach others.

And please ask Dan to keep posting daily vacation pics over on his blog!

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@9- Usually the root cause is PANIC!!!! But sometimes the shape/size truly *is* prohibitive, and the more pushing involved, the more swollen the tissues get- vicious circle.
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fake...?
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1) Can a person have more then one fetish?

No! One fetish is all you get. If you take anymore, someone else has to go without.

2) How common is it for women/girls to have fetishes?

In my experience, every woman wants to be manhandled and spanked told she's a naughty girl. Seriously, you ladies are perverts.

3) Is watching porn from a young age...

Illegal? Yes it is!

4)One of my fetishes happens to be gynecology...

Gynecology is a specialization of medicine, honey, not a sexual fetish.

Confidential to Dan: You're welcome, next time you're on vacation, I'd be happy to mind the shop.
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@5: Like @8, I also once had to have a tampon removed by a doctor. I had sex the night before, and I didn't realize the tampon was still in. Apparently the guy didn't either. The next morning, I realized what had happened, tried to pull it out, and couldn't. It definitely can happen.
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You probably won't be turned on in the actual doctor's office. While the bondage part of the table and the idea of putting that much trust in a partner might seem exciting, the actual experience of a gyno exam is pretty unpleasant.

First of all, if your doctor is a woman and you're straight, you won't be interested in her.

Second, her hands will be cold and so will the lube she uses.

Third, it will hurt the first time. The speculum is uncomfortable and the little brush used for the pap smear is not a nice sensation.

It's totally possible that in the context of a sexual experience with a trusted partner, a simulated gynecological exam will be a turn on. But the actual exam might turn out to be as uncomfortable to you as it is to most other people.

Also, I don't think the doctor will gossip about you if you get a little turned on. She (or he) is smart enough to know that sometimes the nerves down there react to touch and it's completely normal. Even if she DOES, she wouldn't use your name or anything. It would likely just be something like "I had a patient the other day who was so embarrassed because she had an orgasm. Poor thing." I have lots of friends in the medical profession and while they may occasionally tell funny stories about patients, I would never in a million years be able to identify who they are talking about.
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At first I also thought, mmh, fake. Then I remember: "Who cares?". This kinds of comments will enlighten someone somewhere sometime. Homer's stories arent't true, or... are they?

We were all so confused when we started. The purpose of all this sexual thing is to learn how to control our orgasm, our identity, our pleasure.
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I've always gotten a thrill from my GYN exams with women doctors. They're so calm and professional about telling me exactly what they're going to do to me at every stage. Their gloved hands aren't cold; maybe they keep the gloves in a glove-warmer or something? Anyway -- as long as I don't moan, it's my little secret.

... Just like the fantasies I have about Steve Martin when I'm getting a filling at the dentist
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Isn't a fetish something that one NEEDS in order to be aroused? So if she really had multiple fetishes, every time she had sex she'd need to do a gynecological bondage scene while wearing lingerie and watching gay porn. Not fetishes, sweetie, just turn-ons.
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I was hospitalized for a time when I was 14. At the time nurses gave sponge baths to bed ridden patients so I got a daily sponge bath. One of the nurses was very young & really turned me on. That became obvious as she washed me down. Unlike my fantasy though, what she did was to smack the end of my peep and say "I don't think we need that!"

Not surprisingly I am not the least bit aroused by nurses any more.

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