Blogs Oct 30, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Chocolate, Razors, Nail File, Tampons

Cienna Madrid
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1
Hey I have those same razors but in orange.
lizlemon on October 30, 2012 at 12:24 PM Report this
2
ACK!
paulus on October 30, 2012 at 12:31 PM Report this
3
All the others I understand, but razors at work?
Revenge! on October 30, 2012 at 12:32 PM Report this
4
I saw the headline and thought that was what you were planning to give out to trick or treaters.
bleedingheartlibertarian on October 30, 2012 at 12:33 PM Report this
5
I assume the culprit has already received a complimentary crotch punch?
yelahneb on October 30, 2012 at 12:34 PM Report this
6
Tampons make great first aid patches if you're shot, and the razor will slice them open.

The chocolate will make you feel better.

And the nail file will help you with the zombie hordes.
Will in Seattle on October 30, 2012 at 12:38 PM Report this
7
Every woman has a drawer like that. Mine also has Midol.
beckysharp52 on October 30, 2012 at 12:41 PM Report this
8
I saw Mr. Constant slinging those candies around yesterday during a regrettably necessary visit to the office. He tried to tempt me with them even though my pancreas does not work properly.
Grant Brissey, Emeritus on October 30, 2012 at 12:50 PM Report this
9
It needs yogurt, though.
two shoes on October 30, 2012 at 12:52 PM Report this
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@3, the razors were for Goldy's back. (His summer look is most mammals' winter look.)
Cienna Madrid on October 30, 2012 at 1:03 PM Report this
11
And a copy of Dirty Dancing.
bookworm on October 30, 2012 at 1:05 PM Report this
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Usually, I'd expect a "HORRORS" tag on any post featuring a picture taken inside that office, but this seems reasonably tidy to me.
Fred Casely on October 30, 2012 at 1:13 PM Report this
13
It's the Trick-or-Treating nightmare our parents warned us about.
Dougsf on October 30, 2012 at 1:21 PM Report this
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@2,
Nice!
Urgutha Forka on October 30, 2012 at 2:21 PM Report this
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I assume you've got Tampons in there but no Vodka?

Dang it, I guess I have to apologize to grandma for not believing in her razor blades and candy warnings.
Simone on October 30, 2012 at 2:30 PM Report this
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I assumed until I saw Goldy's post that these items had been left in your drawer by some other person to caricature your life, not that you'd realized upon opening your drawer that you'd created in your drawer a caricature of your own life. At least one other commenter (#5) shared this interpretation.
Warren Terra on October 30, 2012 at 3:55 PM Report this
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Due to word wrap, I read the title as "Champons, razors, nail file" then realized my mistake.

In other news, I just came up with a truly great name for a line of tampons...
ScienceNerd on October 30, 2012 at 7:09 PM Report this

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