Exhibitionist cuckold at that. He didn't get that tattoo on his arm thinking nobody would ever see it.

Serious question: when you talk about exhibitionists, are you a participant in their sex life? When you joke about them, are you being disrespectful, or are you giving them what they want? If you fire your coach (or other public face of your organization) for bringing this kind of attention on themselves, are you discriminating against their sexuality?

OK, that's 3 questions I guess.

Are the subtitles provided by the "bad lip reading" folks?
Because they're often wrong and funny.

First of all, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to have the word "cuckold" being discussed on news shows.

And secondly, someone needs the check Mrs Ryan for a charm anklet and/or Queen of Spades tat.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go beat off...

I can't take football. It's horrible. I don't know one player from another but I did just google Mark Sanchez and wow, he could turn anyone's head. Yum!

That was hilarious. And they're right - it DOES explain a lot of questionable decisions they've made regarding Sanchez.

I give fuckall about football, but I 110% support Rex Ryan's right to private kinkyness.

Why do these anchors shout all the time? They have excellent sound equipment.

He has had the tattoo for three years, before (I would imagine), he would have had time to invite Sanchez into his wife's bed.

I mean come on, do you think he got off the plane in New York and just said "Hey Mark, I got something you should see at the hotel?"

Something for all you non-football fans out there: the most common (& highest) score in football is a touchdown, which gives you 6 points. If this tattoo is more than 4 years old, before Sanchez was drafted or assigned that number (which it very well could be-- tattoos are permanent, doncha no), then the 6 could refer to 'scoring a touchdown.' W/ all the double-entendres, innuendos that that all entails.

Ryan's acting suspicious is an eye-brow raiser, but the above situation could still explain his embarrassment, as now the tattoo refers to Sanchez. Either way, what's really important here is that Ryan sucks as a head coach, the Jets organization sucks as a football team, Sanchez & his understudy, the uber-Jebus lovin' Tim Tebow also suck as professional QBs, and they will for a very long time.

And I'm okay with that.

@ 9, where are you getting that information about how long he's had the tattoo? (The answer may not matter, since Sanchez has been with the Jets for four seasons. But I'm curious.)

The tattoo designer "swiped" the art from illustrator Robert Ullman, who is a frequent contributor to The Stranger. So give Ullman a cover already, guys.

Where in the world is that hilarious transcription coming from? I hope it's Siri doing it and not an actual person.

Oh, come on. It is obviously a hidden message that is fucking or wants to fuck Sanchez. Duh.

Rex Ryan is the Frank N' Furter of NFL coaches.

The coach is kind of the boss. I'd be worried about sexual harassment in the workplace. As long as he keeps his tattoos covered up in the locker room et al., though, I'd say that it's at least arguably a private matter.

Clarification: A cuckold is a man whose wife has cheated on him. A man who fantasizes or eroticizes the idea of being cheated upon is a cuckold fetishist.

Oh no, now they're talking about sports! Boring! Oh God, so boring! Must... stay... awake...

WHAT THE HECK A RAPE CONVICTION OVERTURNED JUST BECAUSE SHE'S NOT MARRIED?! Being married has nothing to do with who gave consent to what!

did you know that some people just don't/can't/won't put a lot of thought into their tatoos? insight and long-range planning are not hallmarks of a majority of professional athletes.

There's nothing quite so lame as a public 'vanilla' conversation about kink.

Is the jersey clean? Maybe his kink is a dirty sanchez.