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If you google "gambled on a fart and lost," you can see that this was posted to CL back in 2009 (and, who knows, it might be older than that). So, it might have happened at some point, but not recently: this recent posting is just recycled humor.
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Best Slog Headline Ever.
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A friend (no, really!) pissed herself on a first date. She was in the front seat of dude's car after a having had a few beers, laughed really hard at something he said, and then -- urine trouble now! -- pee all over the place. She was mortified, but he took it in stride, offered her some sweat pants he had in the back seat, and they continued the date. They've been married for almost 20 years now.
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Like the woman in the story, @1 also likes to crap on joyful occasions.
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Epic journalism in this post, thanks slog.
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I keep picturing the woman in question reading the ad, horrified, and thinking "I would call you back, but only if you promised to STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS ISSUE IMMEDIATELY. "
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Apparently I have a pretty good winning streak going..because I'm not sure I can remember having ever "...gambled on a fart and lost...". Maybe it wasn't that memorable? You think it would be.

Now I'm feeling a bit paranoid. Like the more you drive, the more likely you'll be in an accident.... :(
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One of the downsides to getting old is having all these déjà vu moments from reading "new" content.
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Here's why it's fake - he sent her a package the next day, so he clearly knows where she lives, but the only way he can reach her is over CL. Also, just read it. Totally fake.
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the author is tad keppler.. and he is very real http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-10…

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If it can happen to Al Roker, it can happen to anyone.
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Maybe she did it in a desperate, last-ditch effort to end the date.
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You never fart on a first date...save it til date 3.
When married no rules apply. My hubs and I have full conversations of only burps and farts...but thankfully no pants-pooping
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When you think about it, both the proximal and distal ends of the alimentary tract are pretty damn remarkable for handling solid, liquid, and gas correctly 99.99% of the time.
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For those of you that never saw 'Never Trust a Fart':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRkSXmz3j…
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I've had a number of boys shit the bed while I was fucking them. No warning. It happens when they get totally blissed out and want a hard pounding. When the let everything go and give into the moment, everything can really let go in the moment.

Personally, I'm very matter-of-fact about it. Shit happens. Don't play in an asshole unless you can face the possible downsides. I always put down a towel when I fuck at my place. And I always reassure my boy that he's still hot, though we need to stop and shower.

But it's amazing the emotional hole it puts some guys in. No amount of emotional support can bury the feeling of inadequacy it brings out. As if they're a bad person because shit comes out of their ass.

I suspect porn plays a role. The internet is full of bionic assholes that can take prison-style gangfucks without so much as farting. Guys just expect that they should be able to do the same. Never stopping to think about things like edits, cuts, and the reality behind the camera.
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Chili beer sounds like instant diarrhea.
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What you never do on first date is eat hot wings or anything remotely called "chili beer." Or ever. Unless you're dating your own sister in the Ozark's.
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He might try, "Desperately Seeking Car Shitter" on Craigslist.
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A Wing And A Prayer
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I had a first date who menstrated about a pint, just as she was getting out of the car to go to a friends birthday party. She didn't know anyone, she felt kind of bad. I borrowed a pair of hosts jeans. I tried to make her feel like it was no big deal. If must of worked becuase we slept together that night. I never called or slept with her again though. I wonder what she is up to this afternoon...
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I found her response. @1, is this recycled as well?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/rnr/36…

First Dates Are Always a Crap Shoot (the car with the heated seats)

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