Goddamn, what a fool. Alcohol is never an excuse for shit like this. If you can't go out drinking without developing the urge to break into cars and threaten people with stun guns, DON'T DRINK. Seriously, it's just not for everyone.
Dude. Dude! It's cool. He's just drunk. Yeah, he's got a 950,000 volt stun brass knuckles. He's just a drunk idiot. It's cool, dude. We'll take care of him. No. Dude! Why are you arresting him dude?! He's just drunk! I told you, we'll take care of him!
A real gun that is, with someone who knows how to USE it.
(out of town "charity" canvassers are the second worst)