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Reddit Community Helps Worried Mom Identify "Heavy Metal Pipe" She Found In Her Son's Bedroom

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This is the most obvious fake mis identification of a sex toy since... well OK I can't really think of another one. But this was just a pure play for Reddit karma, IMO.
Tiffany on April 29, 2013 at 4:31 PM Report this
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Snoopy moms will never learn. At least the kids have ignorance on their side; moms know what kind of shit goes on, but they just go ahead and open that drawer/chest/suspicious box hidden under a pile of dirty clothes anyway.
Banna on April 29, 2013 at 4:32 PM Report this
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Snoopy moms choose Awkward.
lolorhone on April 29, 2013 at 5:03 PM Report this
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@1 - I *want* to believe!
iagox86 on April 29, 2013 at 5:51 PM Report this
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@1 - Also, you don't get karma for 'self' posts. It could still be a troll - even if I want to believe it's not! - but it's not for karma. Also, his/her comments got way voted down, so if it was for karma, he/she lost.
iagox86 on April 29, 2013 at 5:53 PM Report this
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There is a separate karma category for comments and self posts. You don't normally see it unless you use Reddit Enhancement Suite.
Tiffany on April 29, 2013 at 6:11 PM Report this
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That's a nice cock lock; wish I knew where the guy bought it.
on April 29, 2013 at 7:13 PM Report this
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Also, it says "son," but it doesn't say how old he is. In this economy, he could be a young adult living at home to save money.
DRF on April 29, 2013 at 7:41 PM Report this
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@3 snort laugh. Comment win.
olechka on April 29, 2013 at 8:13 PM Report this
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@6 - I do use RES, and I'm aware of comment karma, but nobody really cares about that (I don't think?)
iagox86 on April 29, 2013 at 8:17 PM Report this
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@8 She says he's 15.
ForkyMcSpoon on April 29, 2013 at 8:51 PM Report this
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I can't figure out how the hell it works. Does the ring thing wrap around the balls and then somehow tighten up to remain in place? Or does it swivel & then lengthen for fitting around the waist? I guess I can see why mom was ready to fire it up for a bong hit anyway.
mikethehammer on April 29, 2013 at 10:13 PM Report this
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OK -- nevermind. There's obviously some sort of a belt or something that's not shown that would bring it all together.

Do a google image search for "German Spermatorrhoea Ring" for a fun take on cruel 19th century chastity.

mikethehammer on April 29, 2013 at 11:09 PM Report this
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There's no belt on that design, mike. It really is just held on by the fact hte balls theoretically can't slip through the gap. They're not actually ~truly~ escape proof unless you're pretty specific anatomy wise, as you might imagine.
Aerach on April 30, 2013 at 4:05 AM Report this
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@10 - Comment Karma is the only karma that actually matters. Nobody cares if you can find fun things to post to /r/funny, but comment karma indicates your intelligence and utility to the rest of the hive-mind.

at least, that's what I keep telling myself
canajun-eh on April 30, 2013 at 5:33 AM Report this
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This variety is held in place by the testes. Some men who wear them also have Prince Albert percings, which then lock the shaft in place quite securely.
BakerB on April 30, 2013 at 7:24 AM Report this
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i have one of those! love it!
Rowlf on April 30, 2013 at 8:05 AM Report this
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@17 You have that specific model? If that's the case, can you share the brand with your fellow kinksters here on SLOG?
esperando on April 30, 2013 at 11:39 AM Report this
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That seems like a moderately serious investment in a chastity device for a guy who's living at home. He's not just experimenting--he's getting up to some kinky business. Let's hope she's not still doing his laundry.
persimmon on April 30, 2013 at 4:02 PM Report this
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@18, it looks to be a product of Steelworxx. http://steelworxx.de/

It looks like it's a Crossfire with their added options of a Integrated Lock and black powder coating.
BearCub on April 30, 2013 at 9:05 PM Report this

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