Zombie Industries is a company that produces zombie-themed "life-sized tactical mannequin" targets that really "bleed" when shot. The company sells 15 male zombies, many of which were on display at last weekend's NRA convention in Houston—including one that was pulled for resembling President Obama. The company also sells five animal zombies, two alien zombies, and one lady zombie: "The Ex GF."
As Zombie Industries explains on its website, "to discriminate against Women by not having them represented in our product selection would be just plain sexist." Ha ha! Because there's nothing sexist or dangerous about creating a grown-up version of a Betsy Wetsy doll for bloodthirsty adults with domestic violence fantasies and ready access to firearms, and naming her "The Ex." Ha ha ha!
So what if domestic violence already hurts more women than car accidents, rapes, and muggings combined.
So what if firearms were used to kill more than two-thirds of spouse and ex-spouse homicide victims between 1990 and 2005, or that abused women are five times more likely to be killed by their abuser if the abuser owns a firearm, as the Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence claims.
Shooting guns is fun. It's an American freedom! And apparently in America, the only thing more freeing than shooting guns is practicing on the Whore Who Broke Your Heart™.
See video of trigger-happy men shooting up their ex after the jump.