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Fucking a Hornets' Nest Kills a Man Dead

Charles Mudede
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1
Please fix the title Charles, you forgot "nest" after "hornet's".

Also, this is horrifying to me.

Every. Damn. Piece. Of. It.

Pridge Wessea on May 15, 2013 at 7:44 AM Report this
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your first "film" sucked. please don't make another.
Rowlf on May 15, 2013 at 7:54 AM Report this
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I... how... why... What was his BAC? Because he had to be drunk, right?
Allyn on May 15, 2013 at 8:02 AM Report this
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Finally, a sexy sex story to distract you from Amanda Knox.

BTW, I physically shuddered when I read that-- something I never do.
WFM on May 15, 2013 at 8:07 AM Report this
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Or:

Swedish farmer killed by hornet swarm.
Police jump to salacious and improbable conclusion.
Internet squeals in delight.

NotSean on May 15, 2013 at 8:10 AM Report this
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Entomphilia, huh? Or vespulaphilia, I suppose, in the interest of specificity.

Welp, maybe he died happy? You know, doing what he always wanted to do? Maybe?
TVDinner on May 15, 2013 at 8:10 AM Report this
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Reminds me of yesterday's Savage Love Letter of the Day.
bleedingheartlibertarian on May 15, 2013 at 8:11 AM Report this
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If an idiotic rural cop dies from fucking a hornets' nest while riding a horse past an ugly library and then gets eaten by crows, Charles will have his next movie script.
WFM on May 15, 2013 at 8:11 AM Report this
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If he lived on a farm, there were more fun things to fuck.
Pope Peabrain on May 15, 2013 at 8:17 AM Report this
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The ability of humans to come up with new kinks I never would have imagined... amazes me. Some kinks, however, are best left firmly in the realm of fantasy, and not tried in real life.
Reverse Polarity on May 15, 2013 at 8:19 AM Report this
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Story updated. Likely a hoax.
on May 15, 2013 at 8:30 AM Report this
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I once worked (in psych) w/ a genital mutilator/cutter who wrapped a coat hanger around his penis and stuck one end in an electrical outlet.
ouch
julie russell on May 15, 2013 at 8:31 AM Report this
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I must have missed this alternate ending to My Girl
npage148 on May 15, 2013 at 8:57 AM Report this
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You have somehow failed to make this about either race or city density.

Who is posting this under Charles Mudede's name? It surely cannot be Mr. Mudede. He would have mentioned the urban density of the hornet's nest compared to the rural isolation required to fuck farm animals and the tragic consequences when those two worlds collide.
Gus on May 15, 2013 at 9:02 AM Report this
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Is this a new shade of grey.
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on May 15, 2013 at 9:02 AM Report this
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Zoo was great. You should probably track all those people down and do a where are they now follow up sequel.
jackie treehorn on May 15, 2013 at 9:03 AM Report this
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"Horny for Hornets" is the new "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
Bub on May 15, 2013 at 9:13 AM Report this
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They really found semen on it? He came WHILE being stung repeatedly??? Impressive, if true.

@17 :^)
ScrawnyKayaker on May 15, 2013 at 9:39 AM Report this
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@2, you're so mean! I propose a double feature Slog Happy at Central Cinema: "Zoo" followed by the almost unbelievably terrible "Grassroots".

Anyone who manages to stay awake will win a glossy photo of Charles standing near Michael Pitt.
TomJohnsonJr on May 15, 2013 at 9:43 AM Report this
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Link now shows what any non-credulous hack would have known before posting: The story is not true and came originally from an Onion-like site.

You're an embarrassment, Charles.
bigyaz on May 15, 2013 at 9:52 AM Report this
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Now that's a bug chaser right there
apres_moi on May 15, 2013 at 9:53 AM Report this
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The real story: UK tabloid gets stung by rediscovered 8 month old Swedish humor item, other tabloids around the globe line up to join clusterfuck!
RonK, Seattle on May 15, 2013 at 10:11 AM Report this
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@19 nobody wants that to happen
Rowlf on May 15, 2013 at 10:11 AM Report this
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If indeed this is how the man died, then let's all thank him for removing himself from the gene pool.
Bauhaus I on May 15, 2013 at 10:27 AM Report this
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Police are said to have found semen...

Well at least there was a happy ending.
Gern Blanston on May 15, 2013 at 10:34 AM Report this
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@1) i can honestly say i was seriously hungover when i made those mistakes. the second post was made with coffee in my system.
Charles Mudede on May 15, 2013 at 11:47 AM Stranger Staff
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OMG . who is worse Charles for not actually reading the article he posted or everyone here who commented w/o reading the article Charles posted? This NEVER happened, it basically says so in the headline of the link. Geez. You guys aren’t much better than Fox News.
olive oyl on May 15, 2013 at 2:28 PM Report this
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@27) the metro was also fooled.
Charles Mudede on May 15, 2013 at 3:08 PM Stranger Staff
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@28: That's your defense? That a free tabloid produced by the same company as the notoriously irresponsible Daily Mail got it wrong, too?
bigyaz on May 15, 2013 at 3:26 PM Report this

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