@1 I sometimes wonder if you are a real person or someone playing an elaborate game of "pretend to be the Dowager Countess from Downton Abbey". If it is the latter, I am totally on to you :-P
@1 Or better yet, have your passive but sardonic father make bon mots at the churlish suitor! Good lord, is there some corner of Wallingford that exists in a Jane Austin novel? Like, an old armoire in the Alliance Francaise?
Never encountered the clapping thing, but I was briefly involved with a guy who had a glove fetish. He particularly liked me to slap him in the face (BDSM context) while wearing gloves. I have a whole drawer full of gloves, so this was odd but workable for me.
I would understand someone getting off on genuine applause from an adoring audience. But this? A (likely-visibly) creeped-out woman reluctantly slapping her hands together in a parking lot with no one else around?
That being said, there's plenty of My Little Pony porn out there, so I guess that's not that weird.
Eh, maybe it wasn't so much a "fetish" as he was playing some stupid PUA mindfuck game he didn't have time to complete. It didn't sound sexual, at least.
@8: Indeed. I used to be 'Phoebe on NE 79th' on The Stranger. When I moved to Wallingford to be closer to my daughter, I couldn't resist the moniker. God bless Ruth Warrick!
Oh, whatever, that old german Beethoven role playing shtick again. Next thing you know you are clapping into an earhorn rammed up his ass while he shouts "Ach unsterbliche Geliebte, jetzt kann ich dich horen." Then comes the Furtrwangler Hitler thing, and you are pissing on him pretending it's gasoline and that the allies are coming. It gets old.
34 responses and nobody's twigged that what he really wants is to say to his friends, I went out with this girl and she gave me the clap. Puns and their enthusiasts.
People don't ask if you've ever heard of something because they think you're skanky, Dan; they ask because they know that huge numbers of people write to you with their sexual problems. If you've never gotten a letter about something before, then it's REALLY unusual.
I don't get it why people don't use a webcam for introductions:
1.they are super cheap and most laptops have them integrated anyway
2.you can immediately verify age, behavior, personality traits and a host of other things you can only do in real-time visual interaction
3.you save a lot of money and time
4.you are completely safe, even if the other person records it it's just a first conversation
Like that story with Manti Te'o, it wouldn't have happened if they used webcams.
Are people seriously not aware that webcams exist?? What's going on here??
@39: Even six years ago, I didn't have a webcam and most of my friends didn't have them either. Maybe it was our age, but I'm pretty sure webcams have gotten a LOT more pervasive in the last few years.
@39:
I hate seeing myself on video, and I don't like talking on the phone with strangers.
Webcams combine the two. Not gonna use them if I can possibly avoid it.
@41, 44: Aww, I'm interpreting #38 as funny because it's absurd (applause culture! hehe) but true ("Clap for me, woman!" is definitely privileged behavior). Granted, I can easily see how one could interpret it as a satirical denial of male privilege or rape culture, but given the option thanks to lack of context, I'm going to go with the funny (and implicitly generous - has debug demonstrated hirself deserving of bad-faith interpretations due to past behavior? If so, your interpretations could well be more valid than mine) interpretation, as that makes me much happier.
@39: My guess is because video calls are weird even with people you know and love. You can't see people's body language, they're liable to be distracted by random other things that you can't see or hear, the angles of webcams can make one's face look awful, and so on and so forth. Not to mention, I don't think I've ever had a video call that didn't have connection issues at some point. So I think they're a good solution for keeping in touch with people you already know and whose faces you want to see and whose facial expressions/tones of voice you can interpret correctly, even with random connection issues. But if you're meeting someone for the first time and you want to get a sense of what they're like and what your chemistry with them might be like, and reasonably sure they're not going to harm you in any way, it makes much more sense to meet them in person.
givin' up the claps and who needs applause
That being said, there's plenty of My Little Pony porn out there, so I guess that's not that weird.
@2, same answer, different question. Phoebe loves gossip, you know...
@Phoebe om Wallingford: Keep 'em coming. I appreciate them and you.
"Oh thank you. Thank you..."
Peace
1.they are super cheap and most laptops have them integrated anyway
2.you can immediately verify age, behavior, personality traits and a host of other things you can only do in real-time visual interaction
3.you save a lot of money and time
4.you are completely safe, even if the other person records it it's just a first conversation
Like that story with Manti Te'o, it wouldn't have happened if they used webcams.
Are people seriously not aware that webcams exist?? What's going on here??
@39: Even six years ago, I didn't have a webcam and most of my friends didn't have them either. Maybe it was our age, but I'm pretty sure webcams have gotten a LOT more pervasive in the last few years.
I hate seeing myself on video, and I don't like talking on the phone with strangers.
Webcams combine the two. Not gonna use them if I can possibly avoid it.
@38 - Is that tongue and cheek, or is your view of the world actually that one dimensional?