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Yeah, that's one of the main things I've taken from the bible's writers. Some of them must have been gay or bisexual (I'm assuming they were all men too, of course). There is way too much fixation on cocks. What you can and can't do with your cock, making sacrifices from the cock, multiple passages talking about cocks, etc. I mean, seriously... who obsesses about cock that much?
Part of the obsession with cocks has got to be about lineage. Isnt't that also part of the context for the supposed rules against homosexuality in the Bible? One of the arguments I've heard was that for a tribe trying to survive in the wilderness having heterosexual relations was essential to survival.
Also, in my Riverside Shakespeare from college, in Henry IV, one of the antagonists being chased off after the the royals won the battle (maybe Owen the Welshman?) fell off his horse and landed on his balls, doing injury to himself. I don't recall that this was explicit in the text, but the footnotes certainly surprised me with that explanation.
I strongly recommend reading Joseph Heller's God Knows for a hilarious and raunchy account of this told from David's perspective. If you google the author's name, the book title, and the phrase "bring back the whole prick," you should be able to get a Google Books version, though it seems that some of the best pages are missing.
always wondered how you countered cheating in this whole foreskin counting business.. "hey! i know that this was taken from a wiggly captive with bronze age cutlery, but this is barely a third of a a standard foreskin!" "well, you know those Philistines.. trust me, it's a whole one" "don't think so, look, it matches up with this other one already on the pile"
@ 16 Yes, I LOVED Heller's 'God Knows' and reread it over and over for several years until the paperback fell apart. A hysterical retelling of the story of David with Goliath, foreskins, Bathsheba, etc. A great summer read!
Some sort of Angry God Old Testament craft project?
Or maybe he made a nice soup or casserole of some sort.
Yeah, that's one of the main things I've taken from the bible's writers. Some of them must have been gay or bisexual (I'm assuming they were all men too, of course). There is way too much fixation on cocks. What you can and can't do with your cock, making sacrifices from the cock, multiple passages talking about cocks, etc. I mean, seriously... who obsesses about cock that much?
Part of the obsession with cocks has got to be about lineage. Isnt't that also part of the context for the supposed rules against homosexuality in the Bible? One of the arguments I've heard was that for a tribe trying to survive in the wilderness having heterosexual relations was essential to survival.
Also, in my Riverside Shakespeare from college, in Henry IV, one of the antagonists being chased off after the the royals won the battle (maybe Owen the Welshman?) fell off his horse and landed on his balls, doing injury to himself. I don't recall that this was explicit in the text, but the footnotes certainly surprised me with that explanation.