WTF is it that he does nowadays? It's like he reappeared from TNGdom to declare himself some kind of nerd to be worshipped by lower nerds because he likes nerd things and OMG he was that guy from TNG!

thank you, 1

Captain, I've rewired the Internet to make it 30 percent faster.

-Uh, yes Wesley, that's really...

AND, I've installed a seat warmer in your chair so that your blood doesn't coagulate and you can command more easily.

-Why, I, um...

Also, I've decided to make the ship's computer recognize my voice only, so that...hey, is that the phaser I added the new crystals to?

-Zzzzzzzssstttttttt

DBADDay ruined already.

j/k

I'm just asking a question in a dicky way. I'm toeing the line.

@1: Hey. Don't be a dick.

Cool. When is Don't Be a Bitch Day?