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1
It kind of looks like Chief Steve Davis is there to jump on Stan and jam his wallet in his mouth if the seizure goes full grand mal.
2
That guy is so far to the right, he craps clean coal.
3
"...and I know what people with an I and a Q are going to do." Jesus Christ.
4
His "Talk Show" seems to be just rants uploaded to YouTube. What a schmuck.
5
Also, what is that creepy bald guy doing, hovering silently right behind him the whole time?
6
Fascist pig.
7
Good lord.
8
Sometimes I think I'm doing heterosexuality wrong because I don't think about any guy's ass at all, nor do I discuss sending a sex toy to a near total stranger. I don't even watch gay porn.
9
Wait just a minute, Savage. TeeVee just told me that you were at the White House promoting a tax on Christians! You're a bad, bad man!
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Pay no mind.
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@ 5: That's his boyfriend. What, you thought a guy who's this obsessed with gay dudes was straight?
12
Can anyone say definitively whether SeattleBlues and this dude have ever been seen together? Does anyone know if Stan Solomon purports to have an African American wife and a villa in Italy?
13
Dude has some serious anger-management issues. If this guy is bound for heaven and I'm bound for hell... I think I'm okay with that. I'd rather spend the afterlife just about anywhere this guy isn't.
14
there are secret plans for a tax on Christians? Because I'd like to get on board...
Seriously, though, you should insist on that fire hydrant. How cool would it be to have one at home. He said he'd send it and we wouldn't want him to get so distracted by you that he'd break the 8th commandment!
15
Today I learned Terry is apparently hung like a fire hydrant.
16
Is that what you sere doing at the White House, Dan? So, how do you plan to Tax christians and not atheists or other people? Horrible thing you're planning!
17
Noicons?
18
This is your brain on the bible. Be afraid. Be VERY AFRAID.
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@16:

Atheists and other people already ARE taxed, silly, as are Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, Jews, Hindus, et al. It's CHURCHES that get tax-exempt status, but they're supposed to stay out of the political arena in exchange for that status. So, if they want to get into politics (and it's no secret that many of them already DO engage in the sort of political activity proscribed under federal tax law), then why SHOULDN'T they have to pay into the system, just like every other incorporated group does already?
20
Nice try, San Davage, but there's no way you're tricking me into watching that video.
21
The fire hydrant comment, in particular, made me laugh. I mean, I'm not gay, but I'd absolutely watch some gay porn that involved fire hydrants. Maybe a theme for Hump 2014?
23
Closeted Homosexual Rightwing Talk Show Host Thinks Long and Hard About My Butt, Plans to Send Me a Sex Toy for My Birthday, Calls Me a Faggot

There are only two sorts of men who fixate upon homosexual sex: homosexuals and closeted homosexuals.
24
Oh wait, it's just 2 minutes long? Okay, I watched it. That guy needs help.
25
Given the choice, I think you'd have to go with being on his shit list rather than not 100% of the time. Also, fire hydrant fans?
26
How can the left be Godless AND serve Satan? That's like saying you've never watching Saved by the Bell, but Screech is your favorite character.
27
As a gay man, I'm a tool of the Satanic left. As a black man, I'm a domestic terrorist. As both, I'm a multi-tasker.
28
Wow. Somebody needs to go cut this guy with their gay AIDS ring.
29
The dude has some pretty clear fantasies about how far that fire hydrant should be inserted. Just saying ...
30
@2 THAT is funny!

@12 Who says all his finger-puppet accounts have to have the same back-story?
31
Dan, I'm sorry to hear that you'll be dying of all the diseases.

Signed, a distraught fan.
32
Every disease at once? What a crazy person. Wow.
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@15, if Terry is hung like a fire hydrant, should he be on that show about the guy with the 132lb scrotum? They could trade their tailors' phone numbers.
35
Herr Solomon's rant sounds even better in the original german.
36
He seems nice.
37
You've never heard of him and he just said something outrageous? Chances are he doesn't speak for very many people.
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@26 That is both insightful and hilarious. I don't think he'd get it though.
39
Dan and Stan, sittin' in a tree...
40
Someone tell him that Dan has successfully undergone gay conversion therapy, as the news reported last week.
41
The difference between our side and their side - when one of them is attacked by name, they say, an a deadly serious interview, with a concerned expression "I don't take that seriously, I laugh at them". When one of us is attacked by name, we actually DO laugh at them.
42
@26 and @27 - Hilarious, you guys win Slog today.
43
I learned something though, apparently the gays and homosexuals are in cahoots. Man, I totally thought they hated eachother, but apparently I was wrong.
44
Man, my sincere apologies for driving up the view count on this thing, but it's really worth a second viewing to focus on his mute co-host. Dude's just stoic, barely even changing facial expressions through the whole impassioned rant. The whole thing reminds me of one of those 80's era professional wrestling promos which always involved some roided up lunatic screaming incoherently about an upcoming match, all while being calmly presided over by his faithfully calm, but ready to pounce manager. Seriously, these guys deserve a bigger audience. God, I really hope I don't watch it again.
45
Dogs. Dogs are fire hydrant fans.

signed, a Useful Idiot.
46
This gay-hater calls Dan the f-word. But Dan himself equates being gay with a sexual fetish. Right up at the top of this piece is the latest noxious variant of LGBT, this one incorporating a leather fetish reference and placing it side by side with gay and lesbian. This runs on every Dan Savage post. So who degrades gay people more frequently, this right wing loon or Dan Savage?
47
That guy in the background was a little "woah there" on the fire hydrant comment but he did an admirable job of keeping a straight face.
48
Nuclear freeze? Wow, that brings back memories. Let's call out the little old ladies in tennis shoes.

>At any rate, do you understand what I’m saying here? >These groups are being recruited. Environmentalists, >nuclear freeze, it doesn’t make a difference what group it
49
To Dan, Treyvon's supporters, progressives and gun control activists,

The best thing you can do to hurt this fool is to live on in peaceful, purposeful lives that create a better, saner progress for everyone. Gay families: turn out productive, well adjusted children that may even come out as straight...

In short, keep going. Progress that disproves these fools, and their world views, marginalizes (trivializes?) them and drives them further off the stage. Oh, and while you're at it, help set up multilingual voting drives to get the state legislatures out of the crazies' hands.

Peace
50
I'm starting to wax nostalgic about the old days of mental health and hygiene, when there were huge state hospital systems/asylums packed full of inpatients not thought capable of living on their own. Yes, there were incredible abuses and stupidities, but at least they'd call round and pick up obviously crazy people.
51
@46 - Wow, your carefully constructed argument has completely spun my mind around. Dan does say that being gay is a fetish in every single piece - I just checked. How could I have missed that before?

I guess the only thing I need to know now is: where are your meds and why did you stop taking them?
52
@17 My thoughts exactly.

@5 The creep behind is keeping a close watch over the fire hydrant about to bust from the fascist's hole.
53
@49,

You're absolutely right. Never heard of Solomon before and don't care about his rant. Just another crazy rightwinger. Progressives need to focus on getting people out to vote their interests and create a better United States -- one where Solomon and his ilk are disempowered.
54
@46: The right wing loon. Murderous intent trumps semantics.
55
Wait ... I'm confused. I'm white, but I'm also Jewish. So am I both a spawn of Satan and a target? Dammit, do I have to go to war with myself?

This guy is a cracked, hate-spewing, spittle-emitting asshat.
56
As a bi man, I mostly just do some free-lance, piecework jobs for Satan: I'm a 1099 for The Devil.
57
"...Jews, homosexuals, blacks, gays, Islamics..."

This is the list he rattled off as examples of all the stupid groups being recruited by the Left. Women didn't make the cut? Shocking. And really dude? Gay people are so bad you have to name them twice? And yet you have the audacity to call ANYONE else stupid. Wow. Just...wow.
58
Wait, no one's mentioned the fact that this born again Christian Jew-hater is named STAN SOLOMON?! Self-loathing much?
59
@57: But there's a huge difference between homosexuals and gays! Homosexuals are classier. The gays are the type to twerk up on Robin Thicke.
60
what a vicious queen! Interesting that he knows about anal play. I am sorry he has breath.
61
And now we know what Seattleblues looks like in real life...
62
Love you Dan. This guy's a lunatic. Stay strong.
63
Stay strong, Dan. This guy's a psycho. Love you!
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And...that's what happens when you write a post, a website tells you you're not registered, you register, come back, don't see your post, write it again and...you see it's there already. Uy...

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