I'm relieved to see that the Jolly Rancher caramel apple suckers are different than the classic ones, because at first I thought you were going to diss my precious.
I like it when houses give trick-or-treaters the shitty, barf-flavored kid candy and give accompanying adults delicious, higher-tier stuff. I think it's really classy. If you do that, you are a cut above your lousy neighbors.
I bought some original Jolly Ranchers awhile ago for the sake of nostalgia...and when I opened the package I discovered that THEY WERE WRAPPED IN A SHITTY CLEAR PLASTIC INSTEAD OF SMOOTH PRINTED FOIL!!!! AHHHH!!! Totally ruined the experience (and I swear they didn't taste as good either).
The "pumpkin"-shaped Reeses' PB cups are far better than the normal ones because there is a higher peanut butter:chocolate ratio. Same goes for all the other seasonal PB cups (I think there are christmas trees and hearts).
Yup. That's my horror story.
Shudder.
I feel bad for the workers who may have to sacrifice their lungs make that pap for the kiddies.