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Cavity Search: Halloween Standards from Hershey, Plus a Gross New Jolly Rancher Product

Emily Nokes
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1
ROLOS ARE BETTER THAN FINE.
derek_erdman on October 30, 2013 at 1:07 PM Report this
2
What sort of credentials are needed to get onto Hershey's promotional free candy email list? Because I'd do that.
bigg on October 30, 2013 at 1:25 PM Report this
3
Hershey's milk chocolate. Why do people like puke-flavored candy?
originalcinner on October 30, 2013 at 1:29 PM Report this
4
I enjoy your taste testing posts very much.
Tracy on October 30, 2013 at 1:44 PM Report this
5
I'll totes try one of those shitty caramel apple suckers.
Mike Force on October 30, 2013 at 1:44 PM Report this
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I'm relieved to see that the Jolly Rancher caramel apple suckers are different than the classic ones, because at first I thought you were going to diss my precious.
keshmeshi on October 30, 2013 at 1:56 PM Report this
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I like it when houses give trick-or-treaters the shitty, barf-flavored kid candy and give accompanying adults delicious, higher-tier stuff. I think it's really classy. If you do that, you are a cut above your lousy neighbors.
tabletop_joe on October 30, 2013 at 2:03 PM Report this
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I bought some original Jolly Ranchers awhile ago for the sake of nostalgia...and when I opened the package I discovered that THEY WERE WRAPPED IN A SHITTY CLEAR PLASTIC INSTEAD OF SMOOTH PRINTED FOIL!!!! AHHHH!!! Totally ruined the experience (and I swear they didn't taste as good either).

Yup. That's my horror story.
ArtBasketSara on October 30, 2013 at 2:12 PM Report this
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@8 - The regular-flavored Jolly Rancher lollipops are matte. MATTE.

Shudder.
Emily Nokes on October 30, 2013 at 2:44 PM Report this
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@9 Well, I won't be sleeping tonight...thanks a lot! :(
ArtBasketSara on October 30, 2013 at 2:48 PM Report this
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Rolos are indeed fine. And the only Jolly Ranchers worth eating are cherry, green apple and lemon.
kk in seattle on October 30, 2013 at 3:52 PM Report this
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I agree with commenter #1, derk erfman. Rolos certainly are better than fine!
Joe Rufa on October 30, 2013 at 4:09 PM Report this
13
"...high-pitched fertilizer/butter flavor..."

I feel bad for the workers who may have to sacrifice their lungs make that pap for the kiddies.
emma's bee on October 30, 2013 at 4:12 PM Report this
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The "pumpkin"-shaped Reeses' PB cups are far better than the normal ones because there is a higher peanut butter:chocolate ratio. Same goes for all the other seasonal PB cups (I think there are christmas trees and hearts).
Dcal on October 30, 2013 at 7:16 PM Report this
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Twizzlers are a fucking abomination. You make God weep.
Buttercup on October 31, 2013 at 2:18 AM Report this

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