Slog tipper Greg sent along this Vocativ list of America's 35 most livable cities. The good news is that Seattle is number four on the list. The bad news is that Seattle's entry seems to have been written by someone who has never been to Seattle.

Though rent isn’t always a bargain in Seattle, the city’s strong job market and dirt-cheap utilities make it incredibly affordable. Inexpensive Mexican and Chinese food, $5.50 beer, excellent public transportation and miles of protected bike lanes make the Emerald City look even shinier on a budget. And if you’re looking for love, the city that grunge built might be the place to find it: Seattle came out third in the number of singles on Facebook.

Are they being sarcastic? I think they're being sarcastic.