Hmmm. This is very unpatriotic of the BBC to abandon the great British tradition of shoehorning as many short nouns into headlines as possible, as seen in the classic 'Slough Sausage Choke Baby Death Woman Jailed'.
@5 - And any time someone here tries to use that definition of "wonky" some commenter will invariably wonder what's so "off" or "not quite right" about it. It's an unusable word, might as well give up.
How so"
"Blow" is wonky? Like policy-nerds talk about "blow"?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10241928
I propose that the BBC punish the headline writer and change the headline to something like 'Crack Drug Mayor Ford Power Strip Shove Storm'.