Blogs Jan 10, 2014 at 7:29 am

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"Desperate . . ."
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My favorite RT was "American Psycho wasn't a TV show."
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The Hatey Bunch
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Suck Dynasty.
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Lost
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Has no one raised concerns that the Congresswoman from Switzerland (or did she finally give that up?) watches a British show while hard-working American entertainers struggle to make ends meet? WHERE DO YOUR PRIORITIES LIE, BACHMANN?
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poor bitter petty danny.

he really has a thing for powerful republican women...
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ALF
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@4 I like "Dick Dynasty" (but I think women can be dicks, too).
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Almost Human.

@6 - Not to mention a show that is not so subtly liberal. Does it bother Bachmann that instead of firing the homosexual guy, they protected him from authorities?

Oh, and if hypothetically they are watching a fancy British show, it would probably be on Public Broadcasting. SOCIALISM!
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The Adams Family?

Peace
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It depends. Was Liberace ever a guest star on Dynasty?

I'd guess Downton, but why would the Dowager Countess be wearing a tux?
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Dammit, @10 beat me to it. How about "Reject Runway"?
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So you're asking us to be mean in short form? Never tried that before but here goes:

Hate American Style
Everybody Hates Gaymen
Family Feudalism
The Big Bang is just a Theory
Sons of Malarkey
Fawlty Powers
My So Called Marriage
Capitol Hill Street Blues
Leave it for Beaver
The Odd Couple
Twin Freaks

and that's a lot of kids so I Love Lucy
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Who the &#% Did I Marry?
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Tyler Perry's "The haves and the have not's"
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The good news is: She's retiring from the House in 2014. The bad news is: I keep reading - almost weekly - about Democrats from Red States retiring as well.

Imagine a world where we never have to hear about her or what she has to say about anything ever again.

Nightmare scenario: A Republican gets elected President, Republicans keep control of the House and gain control of the Senate, and she gets appointed Secretary of HHS or Education.

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Downtown Abbey, obvs.
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But the facetious answers are better.
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Petticoat Dysfunction
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Do they all live together? Which ones are the servants?
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Sorry for not playing... I don't have a clever name. I'm just wondering about the Bachmann boys. We know Daddy is a closet case - but he's so ugly, nobody cares. Look at those hot gay sons she has! Maybe one or both of them can finally come out after mommy is no longer in the senate.
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@23 your soul. She is the devourer of them, and you're making her hungry.
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Freaks and Geeks.
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Please tell me y'all are re-tweeting these back to that nutcase!
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My Two Moms.
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The girl all the way to the right must be married to one of the boys because she's gorgeous!

Also -
"Are We Relevant Yet?"
"Beards"
"Law & Order: Criminal Stupidity"
"Closeted"
"Mega Disasters" (this is an actual tv show, no alterations needed)
"Leased Access" (okay, not a show but it does show up frequently in TV Guide)
"Semi-Homophobic Congress with Michele Bachmann"
"America's Next Top Embarrassment"

I'd better stop...one of my New Year's Resolutions was to avoid being gratuitously rude.
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It's obviously a reality show in which a clearly closeted gay dude tries to "convert" other gay men into being "just as heterosexual" as he is.

And it has more BEARDS than Duck Dynasty!
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Come, talk not of her. You shall find her the
infernal Atë in good apparel...
Much Ado About Nothing
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"The Fairy Oddparents"
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And the Emmy goes to @14.

@22 Did both of those boys watch Zoolander too many times? 'Cause they're doing his "look." Or maybe they're just rilly rilly good-looking.
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Y'all aren't old enough. The obvious answer, thanks to the clothes and the decor and the socioeconomic status isn't Downton -- not even close -- but Dynasty.
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Sister Wives
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Political animals

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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