You can't get enough of the Golden Globes, am I right? Ever since Golden Globes Fever first swept the country back in aught seven, our nation's children are adrift in a sea of confusion and our cities are aflame with fires set by rioting Ben Affleck fans. Someday the madness has got to stop! Someday, but not today; today is all about Golden Globes, and Twitter, and Tweetering the Golden Globes, damnit. You want some Golden Globe tweets? Well, here they are. Don't worry we've got plenty.

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