I do so hope that PeterS is very, very young. It would be a shame if he and his old lady are truly old and he's only just now found her clit. Dear god, the horror.

Tell these guys to take out the trash, too, and they'll be drowning in pussy.

@1 - On the contrary, I hope he's very old. The sad fact is that many older people have lived their lives with bad ideas about what sex should be (and who it's for). If (old) Peter S's (old) old lady is finally getting what she needs, that's one less old lady living an entire lifetime of fair-to-poor sex because she's been raised to believe it's not about her pleasure and never felt empowered to ask for what she needs. Kids these days are fine. Old people need all the help they can get.

Sometimes I forget that the generations of people who grew up in a very sexually repressive society are still out there, fucking. Ageist of me, I know. I agree with @1. How sad, if it took 50+ years to get it right.

@2 I agree with the sentiment but, geeez, how old are you? I'm less than 50, and, in my generation, the bar is much higher than that for one to become drowning in womanly attention. Household chores are a given, if you're human.

Them clitoris is tricky bidness, all right.

@5 Uh, you would think so, wouldn't you. But many men are so wrapped up in themselves, they never get up off the sofa (or play with a clit).

A fella done gotta know about them clitoris.

@9 I'm sure they do say it, ironically.

Dem clitoris would be easier to find if it wasn't always trying to hide under a hood.

It's hard to blame this guy though if even his wife didn't know that she had an "easy button" down there.

Aw! This warms my heart.
No matter how old you are, it's never too late to find and learn how to use them clitori.

Isn't the plural "clitori?"

If it were racism instead of agism, this thread would be afire. As a very old person, I'd like to remind the young and youngish that my generation discovered and deified the clitoris. Most of us found out far too late that it was a cruel and fickle master (sexism.)
From this side it looks like this generation does not actually have sex due to the unnecessary risks involved and the easy access to other alternatives. They are liberal but-not sexually, of course.

Also, I'm going with the fourth declension genitive clitoruum.

Achievement unlocked dude.
You next mission is to find an adult toy store and look at the "G-spotters"; pics on the web might not give you the right idea about the size, but I'll tell you: almost exactly as large as most adults' middle two fingers. And your hand can make that shape.

It's inside and usually directly under the clit, it's basically the clit's backside (fun fact, most of the clit is not only inside, it's as long as the average cock.)

Hook your fingers like you mean it, put your mouth where she wants it, that's the next level.

Congrats for making her a priority; a few sweaty smiling women have told me that guys like us are rare. That shouldn't be the case imho.

That is so, so sweet.... Who cares how old the LW is, knowledge acquired is always a wonderful thing...

I have a friend who was edumacated by his lady friend to imagine her vulva as a canoe, with a little figure kneeling up in the front of the canoe... Their magic words were "Pay attention to the guy in the canoe!!"

Works for them!

:-D

That is so sweet. BTW, my parents are 78 and 82 and they still "do it." (No little blue pills, either!) I have hope for the future!

Better to smile late than never smile at all.

@9--A holdover from more barbarous times. We have moved on to the more politically correct term, "the wife".

@17: That's more than I want to know about my own parents, let alone yours.