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For Lent I gave up fretting about being a "bad feminist". I suggest everyone try it.
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@1 Because Dan edited it to put all the English back in?
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@1 - These crazy kids today with their outdated spellings and fetishes...
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@1, I wrote like that for emails when I was younger, too. On a keyboard the individual letters aren't nearly as burdensome (you remember T9, right?).
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My one hesitation is that he feels so inept at all encounters with actual unpaid people. If watching his personal video is really easy and fulfilling and always works perfectly, and real life meeting people is stressful and disappointing, it's easy to fall back on just watching the video. Just something to be cautious of, in his particular case.

Also, Dan seems to take fantasy as a checklist of things one wants to do with real partners, which I don't think is accurate. (It's an overlapping Venn diagram, but there are things you would be happy to do with a partner that don't do much for your fantasy life; and things that are fun in a fantasy where you perfectly control every detail while aware this wouldn't translate to real life, like sex on the back of a charging elephant.) This might be a kink that happily fits in the fantasy side (which a porn tape would be) rather than a requirement for matching kink in the girlfriend he'd like to one day have.
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I would never use Internet/texting abbreviations in emails. I don't even use them when texting. They're terrible and make otherwise intelligent people look ridiculous.
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I'm not sure that even crosses over into unusual anymore. Uncommon perhaps, but maybe the way things appear on my Tumbr feed is impacting my perception.
Not to mention, good grief, Pygmalion. The fantasy stretches back at least to ancient Greece, and apparently had a major renaissance during the 19th century.
Good luck and go find yourself a steampunk Galatea.
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Although very uncommon, the LW's kink seems utterly mild and harmless. It also seems like a pretty easy, low-risk gig for a sex worker to fulfill. Problem solved.

Don't make this more difficult than it is.
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Maybe the LW is totally illiterate and uses Dragon software to write his emails.

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So, the inverse of Mannequin?
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Old people never change, always complaining about young folks... Kids can't even use proper grammar without getting scolded for sounding too mature or intelligent.
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Assuming this guy at least approaches average looking, I would totally go on a date with him. I hope you see this comment TVB b/c even though we will never meet there are lots of women like me out there who will think that your attitude towards women and your fetish are totally hot.
One thing though: you say you're a "young" male and I am guessing that means like college age or even late teens maybe... and unfortunately for you, most women do not start to see the value in well-spoken, interesting and thoughtful men for another 5-10 years.
Don't try to change what you like or run away from it. Just hang in there and work on being platonic friends with women for now. One day somebody is going to really appreciate a guy who was reflective enough to ask this question.
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Two words: Real Doll.

… & there are places where you can rent them by the hour ...
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TVB BE OVERTHINKING THIS SHIT
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I'm not sure whether to say that he seems to make a halfway decent case for restricting Gender Studies classes to women or that we need a good many more people of his ilk.
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Interesting to read Bering's theory on the origin of male fetishes, as I can remember the exact moment my particular little fetish was imprinted on my brain.
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TVB is so cute. If I were straight, I'd probably hit that.
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@vennominon: restricting Gender Studies classes to women

No. It's only fair that men and women should suffer Gender Studies classes equally.
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@1 really? You've honestly never met a hetero male under 60 who writes in complete sentences? Where the hell do you live? I'm so tired of the constant millennial-bashing on the internet. We can't be right even when we're right.
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Where do I sign up to be one of the people who make these custom clips? I'm serious. Being able to satisfy people's unusual but fairly innocuous fetishes (and maybe make a small amount of cash) sounds like fun, and maybe even rewarding!
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Thank you, #20.

@seandr: Well now you have to tell all.
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BTW: It's not just men who are imprinted. Some of us women can remember the specific imprinting stimuli very well, too.
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@23 Totally true.
@20 Word.
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Hmm. I thought all agalmatophiles were gay. So much nude male statuary in Europe and such. Shows what I know.
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* This sentence will be taken out of context on Tumblr.

And on countless batshit right-wing websites.
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Hmm. I'd argue that a lot of the statue fantasy of Ye Olden Times was closer to modern people lusting after a movie star they will never meet: unattainable perfection. The magical fantasy part being that you meet Zoe Saldana on a plane and she's totally into you, paralleling the idea that Zeus brings a statue to life as a real person with free will who returns your adoration.

The living statue stuff is closer to the gods throwing a glamour on someone.
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TVB: More interacting with actual humans, less gender-studies classes. The question of more porn or less porn isn't the primary issue here. Get out of the house and go do something with people.
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Personally, I can't think of a nicer, or easier, fetish to oblige a partner with (assuming not too many hours of standing stock still are involved). Just take your date to see Coppelia and see where it leads.

I know the hard bit for this chap is finding a date in the first place, but if she's anything like me it's going to be awesome after that.
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I feel stupid for missing something that must be obvious, but what the heck is the "burgeoning market for custom clips" and how does that relate to human-statue fantasies?
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Dr Sean - But so many women enjoy GS classes, and even thrive in them. I think the expectation with male students is that it takes young men who have never thought much about women's issues at all and educates them in the manner Miss Brodie would approve by leading out of them a natural pro-feminism, but I think that effect is much more often achieved the way Mr McEnroe experienced it, by having a daughter, which immediately brought about a correction in his opposition to Equal Prize Money for Women. I am not serious about this, but I suspect that someone who is could make a fair case that what happens far often after Gender Studies is that male students go one of three ways: become as paralyzed by the personalized political as the LW, become an MRA, or become Dr Schwyzer.
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If you expand statues to include department store dummies or robots, the kink has never gone away. Just go watch Metropolis or the George Pal's Time Machine. If you want to remember the '80's, google Hajime Sorayama. And that's just off the top of my head. If I were into it more, I could give even more examples.
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@ven: But so many women enjoy GS classes

True. I was making a joke. However, I do know one woman who took a Women's Studies course and found it to be a complete farce, and I suspect plenty of others would be equally turned off by all the hypersensitivity and victimhood-wallowing that such classes seem to invite, even if they are staunch advocates for equal rights and opportunities.

@Eudamonic: More interacting with actual humans, less gender-studies classes.

I'd add more real humans and less internet. In the real world, the majority of women you encounter won't hate you because you're a man, and those who do will have holed themselves away with covens of like-minded women, only venturing out in the middle of the night when their yogurt supplies run low.
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@nocutename: Well now you have to tell all.

All I'll say is that it's nothing unusual or weird. In fact, it's something that might be indulged by the random woman walking down the street.
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In agreement with several comments above that suggested the LW seek out real, live women to get in the habit of dealing with them as human beings - with no strings attached. Otherwise he's allowing his fetish to rule him and keep him in a state of paralysis.

However, he might just be able to satisfy his fetish safely were he to get closer to women who pose in life drawing classes. They're already accustomed to being as still as a statue, but only as a hobby or source of income. Still, they might be intrigued by his interest outside of a classroom environment. But only if he can treat them like real people first.
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@33: I'd add more real humans and less internet.

I agree, though now I'm a little confused about my own brain. Either I see the internet as being basically the same as a gender-studies class, or I don't see this as interacting with real people. I'm gonna go with "both."

@35: I'd add that there's a good chance that once he's gotten enough contact with actual human beings, his fetish will stop seeming so important. It's not guaranteed, but it seems to be a pattern that when you're not getting laid enough, one's brain generates all kind of strange new interests.
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I am a hot woman who digs being objectified by men; it's one of my main kinks, in fact. I've been a table, pillow, footstool, and (yes) a statue -- the special jiggling type. :)

Speaking for myself, I'd be happy to engage in some consensual statue play with someone I was seeing, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. So hang in there, OP; this kink is fulfillable!
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Totally do it -- I'm a card-carrying woman and that sounds like a great kink to me.
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I don't think his kink is the problem, I think it's his lack of confidence and inexperience with women (or at least women outside of GS). That's where he really needs help.
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I'm with @13, @18, @37, and @38: Not only is that a harmless kink, it's actually pretty hot, and the LW seems like a really sweet, lovable guy. Get out there, little dude. There is a girl who is going to love the pants off you.
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@17 - Me, too. At least two of my rather benign fetishes.

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