Not a lot of male college students have a colorist who knows just when to touch up those grey roots. You're a lucky man, Dan.

I don't know if I'd be flattered or totally skeeved out if someone used my pic like that.

Insult to injury: It suggests that you're dim enough to hire as a tutor the dufus who's failing you as a teacher.

Ohh, there's a link to chat! I wonder if it's a chatbot or a person. I'm tempted to tell it/them that they have linked to pics of at least three famous people. It's probably not true, but how long will they work on figuring it out?

You could threaten to sue, but settle out of court and use the cash for a family Hawaiian vacation.

No, it's legit. I have a class with that guy. He definitely needs all the help with O-Chem that he can get!

Wait, there is another (semi) famous person pictured here! Apparently Joe Rospars, co-founder of Blue State Digital and Obama's principal digital strategist for both presidential campaigns needed help with his LSATs.

They misspelled 'orgasmic'.

@3 No, I think he hired someone who taught the same course before.

I'm really touched by the third one. Poor Sarah, a struggling, starving Ph.D. student, gets adopted by a nice family!

Congrats on acing your Chemistry exam Dan!

@8: You win the thread.

I always suspected organic chemistry was kinda gay, but now we know for sure.

Who are the other two? The top picture is familiar, but I can't quite place it, and I don't know who the third person is.

On the bright side, Dan, whoever did the website thinks you can pass for an undergrad.

So glad you're going back to finish that degree, Dan. Keep chasing that dream!

OTOH, I hope you're not one of those who majors in Molecular Biology just 'cause it looks good on a med school application. We need more real scientists.

"I ended up acing the final exam. And then I went on a shooting spree in the quad to celebrate."

Thanks Dan. I needed a good laugh today. Also, @8 had the perfect response.

Dan has taught more people the meaning of "cis" and "trans" than any tenured Chemistry professor.

Terry Miller is on Queerty. Organic Chem is why I am not an M.D. Made my momma cry....

Ha! They've already removed all the photos on that website!

M? Obvious - It's the wardrobe.

@19 - as a Chem major, I have long been irked by this mis-use of IUPAC, though I have to agree if frequency of usage wins, then Dan has set the new definitions.

@24: I was a ChemEng major and long ago I had to swallow the bitter pill of "organic" meaning not "contains carbon" but "purveyed by some hobbit-like creature in the produce aisle of Whole Foods with their furry little toes projecting from their Birkenstocks".

Hair dresser: "You should buy this name-brand stylist's shampoo. It's organic."

"You mean it contains organic chemicals?"

"No, it comes from plants!"

"So does crude oil."

So I go to a barber. $11, no appointment needed, no one shampoos my hair, I'm never delayed by someone getting a permanent, and there's always a tech or science magazine to read.

But to be clear: Dan invented "monogamish" and popularized "Sanatorum" but has only explained "cis" and "trans". "Cis" arising, I assume, because if transpeople get labels, then everybody gets labels. As your, "your straight, white, cis-male, gender-normative, First-world, able-bodied, right-handed, non-autistic-spectrum-disorder, English-speaking, document-possessing, middle-class privilege!" Cause, what fun are allies if you can't demean them?

@25

In France it's not "organic" it's "bio" as in "biological". It makes as little sense.

"Oh, I love bio tomatoes, they're so much better than the others !"
"Er... others ? do you mean, mineral tomatoes ? robotic tomatoes ? plastic tomatoes ?"